I don't mean to be a motherfucker, but shit happens when you're drunk around cougars. TFM.

    1. Obama is a cactus

      Alright, get this. He said he doesn’t mean to be a motherfucker (which implies he’s an asshole), but if you look closely at the end of the sentence he says “shit happens when you’re drunk around cougars”. So his initial motherfucker was really just a play on words because he actually does in fact, fuck mothers.

      14 years ago at 8:22 pm
    2. Slumilli

      He had sex with an older woman who may or may not have children of her own. Thus, he may well be a fucker of mothers. To that end, one, especially the son or daughter of said mom, may consider him to be a despicable individual, or, more crassly, a “motherfucker.”

      14 years ago at 8:26 pm
    3. Soggy_Croakies

      Ah, it all makes so much sense now. Quite a good play on words chap, i had myself a good chuckle.

      14 years ago at 9:44 pm
    4. SNU

      I did not understand what was going on here until I read the comments. Now I see what you did here, and I had a good laugh. I award you a click on nice move.

      14 years ago at 12:42 pm