The other side of my bed doesn't have a night stand to remind her that this bedroom has a one night stand policy. TFM.

    1. Captain Douchebag

      Correction, Swamp Ass: “You are a Sooner, you should go kill yourself.”

      14 years ago at 5:06 pm
    2. fraternize

      ^run-on sentence. Double correction: You are a Sooner; you should go kill yourself.

      14 years ago at 12:19 am
    3. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Hey now, I’ve partied pretty hard with a few sooners. They’re not thaaaaaat bad.

      14 years ago at 12:21 am
  1. IKnowImAnAlcoholic

    I don’t get all the haters that say Oprah is on here all the time. There are columnists on here that write fucking novels every fucking day for this website and everyone loves them. Oprah writes a tfm every couple of days, which is a sentence or two, and get blasted for having no life. Just saying.

    14 years ago at 1:46 pm
    1. Fratural Light

      If anyone on this website doesn’t have a life, it’s that inbred fuck DavidAllanBro.

      14 years ago at 5:49 pm
    2. SigmaFratChi

      I’m not blasting him because of his commitment to this site. I just think he is a total hand job. Oprah, let’s hear another witty comment that you didn’t actually say or do.

      14 years ago at 7:58 am