I asked my slam if she could smell that weird scent. She said what scent. I said that scent of nothing being fucking cooked. TFM. Oprah Is A Dyke14 years ago
Well_heeled Tell her you take your supper with two meats and two vegtables, and that it better be ready by 6pm. Let her know to use only light-starch on the shirts, and that those loafers in the closet aren’t going to shine themselves. 14 years ago at 12:01 pm
FRAT 365 Nice move. I hate it when I can’t smell a good meal over the abundance of mahogony and leather-bound books in my house. 14 years ago at 12:22 pm
Oprah Is A Dyke She did roll her eyes at me and make that stupid ‘ugh’ sound. 14 years ago at 8:41 am
I’m calling bullshit
14 years ago at 10:00 amWhat exactly are you calling bullshit on?
14 years ago at 10:10 amThat was the real smell.
14 years ago at 10:18 amtouche
14 years ago at 10:19 amShitting your bed with the slam still in it. TFTC?
14 years ago at 10:47 amTell her you take your supper with two meats and two vegtables, and that it better be ready by 6pm. Let her know to use only light-starch on the shirts, and that those loafers in the closet aren’t going to shine themselves.
14 years ago at 12:01 pmNice move. I hate it when I can’t smell a good meal over the abundance of mahogony and leather-bound books in my house.
14 years ago at 12:22 pm^this
14 years ago at 12:57 pmHA…you left out the part where you got slapped.
14 years ago at 3:23 pmShe did roll her eyes at me and make that stupid ‘ugh’ sound.
14 years ago at 8:41 amhahahaha it could of been worse
14 years ago at 5:42 pmI just really like the guy who posted that account name.
14 years ago at 4:58 pmEven as a girl, I laughed out loud when I read this!
14 years ago at 8:35 am