I don't have to lie to get you into bed. But I certainly will to get you out. TFM.

    1. True_Gentleman27

      ^ You really got him! I don’t know how you could have been so clever. I never would have thought to say that.

      14 years ago at 7:41 am
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Haha someone showed me that like a week ago. That article is quite humorous. It’s like I killed one of their cats or something and they are holding a grudge.

      14 years ago at 9:04 pm
    2. JohnnieWalker14

      Tell that slam who commented that you don’t cook sandwiches you heat them up

      14 years ago at 9:17 pm
    3. Sewanee

      Getting lezbos’ granny panties in a bunch by posting degrading, yet true, comments on the internet. TFM.

      14 years ago at 9:42 pm
    4. Brahcision maker

      someone should tell that cunt that its FRATERNITY. Im sick of people doing that shit. she is probably too fat and ugly to get a man anyways. feminists are st00pit

      14 years ago at 10:30 pm
    5. Charleston FratEN

      “I asked my slam if she could smell that weird scent. She said what scent. I said that scent of nothing being fucking cooked. TFM.”

      Successful Troll. Nicely done. It’s an art that you have perfected and these new GDIs need to learn.

      14 years ago at 11:15 pm
    6. Rooski1586

      I have one thing to say to this dumb broad. If she doesn’t like this website, don’t read it. And if you “allow websites like this to exist,” seriously?! You have no control over any website existing. You might be one of the most ignorant bitches I’ve ever crossed paths with.

      14 years ago at 12:46 am
    7. Fratasuar

      After noticing the misused apostrophe in the last paragraph of that article I attempted to make an account to give those bull-dikes an earful, however, their site is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever attempted to use, congratulations feminists, once again you prove women belong in the fucking kitchen.

      14 years ago at 4:03 am
    8. Fratma_Chi

      I love how the comment talks about saying “dude, there’s a pizza store up the street… then wondering why the guy was still in her bed in the first place”. I seriously laughed out loud to this. Clearly, the slam digs the fratstar’s dick, and since the lesbians have never gotten it, they don’t understand that making that sandwich is well worth getting abused in the sheets.

      14 years ago at 9:16 am
    9. The Piker

      Feministing. I thought it said fisting at first. Which would also be a logical domain when you consider its purpose.

      14 years ago at 9:21 am
    10. carolinahaze

      Who cares? These bitches are feminists, so their opinions don’t matter anyway. And since they are feminists there is a 99% chance they are ugly, so their opinions REALLY don’t count.

      14 years ago at 12:21 pm
    11. brostock

      If we allow websites like that to exist without any discussion on how they are run by fat ugly dykes who don’t know how spell or use proper grammar, aren’t we just perpetuating militant feminism through silence?

      14 years ago at 8:57 pm
    1. NintenBRO 64

      Still waiting for the “Getting NintenBRO 64 drunk TFM” post on the wall, but its ok im patient

      14 years ago at 9:25 pm
    2. NintenBRO 64

      I shouldve started with this but please dont post on this until i am done, i am going completely off the top of my head here like a addy flued machine

      14 years ago at 9:28 pm
    3. NintenBRO 64

      you’ll know im done when i havent posted a new comment in about 10 seconds, but wait 15 seconds just to be safe

      14 years ago at 9:29 pm
    4. NintenBRO 64

      and this is just the pregame for my night youre either raging hard or hardly raging

      14 years ago at 9:32 pm
    5. NintenBRO 64

      NintenBRO, you are just jealous of his raging power. Take some addy then try to get on NintenBROs level

      14 years ago at 9:34 pm
    6. NintenBRO 64

      apparently they make you await moderation for p r e g a m e, dont ask me why… but this is my p r e g a m e. get on my level NintenBRO

      14 years ago at 9:36 pm
    7. NintenBRO 64

      Fuck that, heres the list of the top three people i would want to rage with 1) Kenny powers 2) jesus 3) Southern NintenBRO (not to be mistake with Northern or west coast NintenBRO)

      14 years ago at 9:38 pm
    8. NintenBRO 64

      joeyholladay i dont come to where you work and knock the mop out of your hands, geed. dont bust my balls here

      14 years ago at 9:42 pm
    9. NintenBRO 64

      This is off topic, but I’ve been watching a lot of boy meets world this summer in between addy and coke sessions on my yacht. just thought i’d share

      14 years ago at 9:44 pm
    10. NintenBRO 64

      fuck you, having an ego is FaF i’ve seen about 10 posts about that this summer

      14 years ago at 9:45 pm
    11. NintenBRO 64

      scratch that, being TFTC about what someone named EdHardy says TFM
      caring a little about what someone named sewannee says NF but i can live with myself

      14 years ago at 9:48 pm
    12. hot piece of ASA

      wait.. I just hated sooo much referring to myself by my TFM name. omg ew.

      to save time… go make me a sandwich, use the TSM wall, probably something else that’s degrading, cool story broad.

      k done. sorry for wasting 30 seconds of your life if you just read that.

      14 years ago at 10:19 pm
    13. Come In_on Fraturday

      joeyholladay, hot piece of ASA, and EdHardy you are all ruining this hilarious post. NintenBRO 64, you are fucking hilarious you should have a column on this site

      14 years ago at 10:27 pm
    14. hot piece of ASA

      Hey, I apologized!!! I said a really gay thing… and I needed everyone to know that I knew it was a really gay thing. But I agree, Nintenbro was super funny, and I was just trying to tell him so, kinda like what you did I feel?

      14 years ago at 10:33 pm
    15. Charleston FratEN

      is this the 5th fucking time he has done this? take a fucking lap… then another… then another until you’re vomiting so hard you can’t breathe. then fall down and choke to death.

      14 years ago at 11:19 pm
    16. pocket ts and 993s

      joeyholladay i dont come to where you work and knock the mop out of your hands, geed. dont bust my balls here

      Got to that and died laughing. Very good sir, very good.

      14 years ago at 11:25 pm
    17. Robert Elite

      Joey halladay is a virgin and a pike. Thanks for ruining nintenbros classic rant. You can go back to your job at petsmart. Same goes to anyone else who thinks this isn’t
      funny

      14 years ago at 7:09 am
  1. ThisShitIsFratnanas

    Hahaha. there is 70 some comments on this post and only one is negative. And it’s from some troll who got rubbed the wrong way.

    14 years ago at 10:22 pm
    1. Come In_on Fraturday

      Well seeing as most of the comments are by one guy, I don’t think that qualifies this post as good, even though NintenBRO was pretty funny

      14 years ago at 10:55 pm