Only using cash to purchase drugs. TFM.

Since you queers are nothing but try hards on this site, I’ll say this to piss you all off. FUCK YOU, everyone on this website can go to hell. I’m tired of all you try hards ruining this site and y’all suck and ya’ll can suck my left nut (since my right nut was bitten off by a sorostitute last night). Fuck that shit hurt. Do y’all think McDonalds is a better place to go when you get the drunk munchies, or is Whataburger the best place to go? I honestly don’t know, it depends on which mood you’re in. McDonald’s I think is much better when you want to just stuff your face without slowing down and enjoying it because I feel like that’s how the fuckers who make the food make it that way. McDonald’s is kind of like the sorostitute you want to stick your shlong in and have the nastiest, dirtiest, most vigorous and violent sex with and when it’s over you’re in a good mood but you’re not satisfied in the long run. Whataburger, on the other hand, is a slam you want to keep around for much longer and enjoy the casual sex with. I mean think about it, if you bring McDonald’s home and leave it out overnight, then your burger and fries taste like shit and you just throw it away. With Whataburger, it still tastes good in the morning and you can munch the fuck out on it to help cure your morning hangover. That’s why Whataburger is the good slam, in the morning you’re willing to get seconds, a McDonald’s kind of slam is the girl that is a perfect 10 when you take her home but in the morning you take a look at her and cringe and want to saw your dick off because she wasn’t as good looking as she was last night. That being said, I think Whataburger wins the “best drunk munchie” award, although I feel like McDonald’s is the place i go to the most, because that’s how I like my sex anyways. There’s a similar internal struggle with me and Papa John’s/Pizza Hut, Panda Express/Golden Wok, Outback/Applebees, Church’s Chicken/KFC, Blondes/Brunettes but fuck it, you live and you learn you know? I love whiskey, Vodka sucks dick but gets the job done, tequila makes me black out and tastes like shit. Do y’all think tequila tastes like shit? Fuck, I can only imagine what it would be like getting alcohol poisoning from tequila. I would much rather break my kneecaps than get alcohol poisoning from tequila. The smell makes me gag, but once in a while I still drink it if it’s the only thing availabe at the time. I know this is a “cool story, bro” kind of story, but one time I got completely obliterated drinking straight up tequila. My parents had to pick me up because I promised them I would make my little cousin’s birthday party that night, and they told me when I was blacked out that I was telling them I was going to drive to the party and they got scared and came and picked me up along with my car, and when they found me i was laying face down on the concrete of my friend’s driveway with my arm reaching up for the door handle trying to get into my car. My mom freaked the fuck out of course, while my dad was pissed that I broke my promise that I wouldn’t get drunk. I woke up in the middle of the morning still drunk with no hangover at all and I was so happy because I felt great. I was thirsty as shit though so I drank some Minute Maid. I strongly recommend minute maid when you’re hungover, especially the fruit punch flavor. Fucking delicious as a motherfucker.