I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart: A water baby (It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby) and 3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don’t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
I’m # 1.
13 years ago at 12:54 pm^you also sit down when you pee
13 years ago at 1:39 pm^Hey man, fuck you. I’m sitting down to piss out my post-jackoff stream.
12 years ago at 4:24 pmI hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers.
13 years ago at 1:43 pm1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart: A water baby (It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby) and 3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don’t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
Don’t let risk management catch wind of this
13 years ago at 1:52 pmDear God.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmHoly shit I can’t stop laughing
12 years ago at 11:23 pmI only laughed at the end when you said they either die or get off your ass.
12 years ago at 9:37 amOnly the poors have power outages.
13 years ago at 2:27 pmFuck yeah, man.
12 years ago at 4:37 pmNot being able to pay the electricity bill. TFM
12 years ago at 3:19 pmGetting drunk and emptying a magazine into your houses transformer to “practice marksmanship”. TFTC
12 years ago at 3:27 pmGetting drunk and emptying a magazine into the pledges because their faces were stupid. FaF
12 years ago at 4:30 pm^ Waking up from blackout to a mass pledge grave TFM
12 years ago at 6:44 pmTSuperbowlM.
12 years ago at 4:35 pmMaking the pledges get wet and hang from the powerlines because they seem tired and need some energy. TFM
12 years ago at 5:01 pmTSM
12 years ago at 5:58 pmneutering the pledges TFM
12 years ago at 9:38 am