All you shit talkers need to lighten up. This is funny as shit, and I’m sure there’s FaF fathers that got a good laugh out of this too when they saw it.
If any of you have ever seen David Stollman’s presentation, you might know how much backlash signs like this get. this is stupid and isn’t going to get you any more pussy…
I thought the same thing. This happened at another school and it hurt both fraternity and sorority recruitment, not to mention it makes you look like white trash. Phi Alpha, brother
I am afraid you are a David Stollman crony. If that is the case, please abandon your crusade to spread the word of your personal Greek life messiah, and stay off the comment board. The guy goes around getting paid by Universities to satisfy a demand by board members to attempt to “educate” fraternities and sororities with his pathetically lame presentations.
The people who can’t laugh at this sign and enjoy it with a grain of salt are the same people who get their panties in a wad about the posts on the TFM wall. This is meant to be enjoyed as comedy. Satire. Exaggeration. Lighten up.
Anonymous satire on a website is one thing. Putting up shit like this on your own house makes your house and Greek life in general look like hell. And all he said was that signs like this get backlash, which they do. And I’m scared to see the pussy this sign would pull..
General – you are a duche. The sign is stupid and low class, not fratty. No upside and all downside makes for a poor decision. Can’t wait to see what business you run into the ground before you end up living in a van down by the river.
The sign may be shitty and low class, but that doesn’t mean David Stollman isn’t a certifiable cocksucker. Anyone commenter here who recommends that ANYONE go watch some of that anti-hazing, respect-for-others, insurance write-off bullshit should leave this site immediately, and take their paddle and letters, soak them in gasoline, and light them on fire. There is absolutely no reason for that bullshit.
If this is one of ‘alabama’s top tier fraternities’ anyone/everyone should know that they are so what is the point of putting a sign up like this? Yeah, its kind of funny, yet, this is something that should be said in conversation while drinking a natural light, watching the sorostitues move in next door. By the way, what is deke?
Fratacus, Deke is a fraternity that names among its brothers five presidents of the United States of motherfucking America, more than any other fraternity. They are the wealthiest and most politically powerful fraternity in America. Also, are you suggesting since they are the best they should just stop doing anything they think of that is funny because everyone knows they are the best? that is just plain fucking stupid. That’s like suggesting the Packers quit playing football because after they won the Super Bowl, everyone knows they are the best anyway. Dumbass.
UTSNU, Deke was also founded because some guys weren’t allowed to play reindeer games with two other fraternities at Yale. Also, using the F word to get your point across is very unbecoming of your school and your fraternity. It’s NF and girls don’t like that word used that many times when not shacking. Good luck with life.
“Bro we’re gonna get so much pussy from this sign”
14 years ago at 5:48 pmAll you shit talkers need to lighten up. This is funny as shit, and I’m sure there’s FaF fathers that got a good laugh out of this too when they saw it.
14 years ago at 12:45 pmThis^
14 years ago at 9:10 pmThis^
14 years ago at 1:44 pmIf any of you have ever seen David Stollman’s presentation, you might know how much backlash signs like this get. this is stupid and isn’t going to get you any more pussy…
14 years ago at 5:54 pm“Or you could take David Stockmans suggestion and have it with ketchup.”
14 years ago at 5:58 pmyeah it will actually push girls away, but then again you may be TFTC.
14 years ago at 6:28 pmI thought the same thing. This happened at another school and it hurt both fraternity and sorority recruitment, not to mention it makes you look like white trash. Phi Alpha, brother
14 years ago at 8:30 pmagreed. phi alpha
14 years ago at 9:20 pmYep, saw David Stollman’s presentation. This is just bad.
14 years ago at 11:03 amDavid Stollman is a fucking piece of dog shit.. He almost got my chapter kicked off campus.
14 years ago at 11:47 amNobleLeslieDeFratty:
I am afraid you are a David Stollman crony. If that is the case, please abandon your crusade to spread the word of your personal Greek life messiah, and stay off the comment board. The guy goes around getting paid by Universities to satisfy a demand by board members to attempt to “educate” fraternities and sororities with his pathetically lame presentations.
The people who can’t laugh at this sign and enjoy it with a grain of salt are the same people who get their panties in a wad about the posts on the TFM wall. This is meant to be enjoyed as comedy. Satire. Exaggeration. Lighten up.
14 years ago at 2:55 pmAnonymous satire on a website is one thing. Putting up shit like this on your own house makes your house and Greek life in general look like hell. And all he said was that signs like this get backlash, which they do. And I’m scared to see the pussy this sign would pull..
14 years ago at 9:48 pmGeneral – you are a duche. The sign is stupid and low class, not fratty. No upside and all downside makes for a poor decision. Can’t wait to see what business you run into the ground before you end up living in a van down by the river.
14 years ago at 8:33 amThe sign may be shitty and low class, but that doesn’t mean David Stollman isn’t a certifiable cocksucker. Anyone commenter here who recommends that ANYONE go watch some of that anti-hazing, respect-for-others, insurance write-off bullshit should leave this site immediately, and take their paddle and letters, soak them in gasoline, and light them on fire. There is absolutely no reason for that bullshit.
14 years ago at 8:14 pmPhi Alpha
14 years ago at 8:58 amPhi Alpha…this sign is garbage and those guys are trash.
14 years ago at 4:35 pmIm just wondering when the fuck pussy was mentioned
13 years ago at 9:13 pmAbbreviating the word “with” is NF.
14 years ago at 6:03 pm^ this
14 years ago at 10:45 pmShould’ve used a smaller font size.
-Captain Hindsight
14 years ago at 12:41 pm“The Dekes don’t care”
14 years ago at 6:14 pmWhy did you make “dads” possessive?
14 years ago at 6:19 pmwell they DO go to Alabama…
14 years ago at 6:38 pmdads possessive of their girls?
14 years ago at 6:54 pmHilarious, stupid, but hilarious.
14 years ago at 6:43 pmTo everyone talking shit, this is one of the best chapters in the nation, and I’m not a Deke. Nice move, frat on.
14 years ago at 7:10 pmagreed, talking shit about any of bama’s top tiers is just plain stupid. easil some of the best in the nation
14 years ago at 8:38 pmIf this is one of ‘alabama’s top tier fraternities’ anyone/everyone should know that they are so what is the point of putting a sign up like this? Yeah, its kind of funny, yet, this is something that should be said in conversation while drinking a natural light, watching the sorostitues move in next door. By the way, what is deke?
14 years ago at 1:39 am..what is deke?
14 years ago at 8:45 amNice Job
14 years ago at 11:48 am-Mother Phi
Fratacus, you are a troll. Go to the corner and think about what you’re doing with your life.
14 years ago at 3:18 pm^
14 years ago at 4:11 pmSolid rebuttal.
Fratacus, Deke is a fraternity that names among its brothers five presidents of the United States of motherfucking America, more than any other fraternity. They are the wealthiest and most politically powerful fraternity in America. Also, are you suggesting since they are the best they should just stop doing anything they think of that is funny because everyone knows they are the best? that is just plain fucking stupid. That’s like suggesting the Packers quit playing football because after they won the Super Bowl, everyone knows they are the best anyway. Dumbass.
14 years ago at 5:18 pm^ Not a Deke?
14 years ago at 12:49 amTennessee Sigma Nu I’d say. Don’t know what gave it away.
14 years ago at 11:38 amUTSNU, Deke was also founded because some guys weren’t allowed to play reindeer games with two other fraternities at Yale. Also, using the F word to get your point across is very unbecoming of your school and your fraternity. It’s NF and girls don’t like that word used that many times when not shacking. Good luck with life.
14 years ago at 10:58 amWar Eagle.
14 years ago at 7:38 pmBoom
14 years ago at 1:30 am^^The best team money can buy
14 years ago at 6:42 amthat sign is one apostrophe away from being witty
14 years ago at 8:31 pm^this
14 years ago at 10:58 pm^
14 years ago at 4:51 pmSaw this today in person, funny as hell.
14 years ago at 11:17 pm