Watching the neck beard pledge and the mustache pledge dry-shave each other the night before initiation. TFM.

  1. Fratlanta Falcons

    I admire the length of the pledge period. I guess my fraternity isn’t doing it right if ours isn’t as long.

    13 years ago at 4:11 pm
    1. phigamsecrets

      Am I missing something? There has been no comment identifying any temporal quantity. Predicated on your lack of intelligence, it is warranted to affirm your fraternity “isn’t doing it right.”

      13 years ago at 5:01 pm
    2. Sunrise Shotguns

      Thanks for wasting six seconds of my life Oprah. That was the first time I have ever clicked on one of your links as well.

      13 years ago at 5:17 pm
    3. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Don’t worry. My slam waste 6 seconds of my life all the time. Then I throw them away in them away in the trash.

      13 years ago at 5:19 pm
    4. phigamsecrets

      Sunrise, “that” needs not to exist necessarily to make the segment complete. It is gramatically correct to leave the complementizer empty by virtue of the completeness of both the subject term and the predicate term. This erases enough ambiguity to reasonably distinguish the flow of the discourse.

      13 years ago at 5:26 pm
  2. Sunrise Shotguns

    Yeah, I had guessed that Oprah. And it is not gramatically correct because “your fraternity ‘isn’t doing it right’ ” cannot serve as the object of affirmation, while the addition of that encases it in a subordinate clause which can serve as a direct object.

    13 years ago at 5:30 pm
    1. phigamsecrets

      I agree that it is a subordinate clause due to the nature of the ending being dependent on the initial element of the sentence. However, this specific instance yielded a circumstance of a special type of subordinate clause, the aforementioned “complementizer” which honors the ability to omit the “that” rendering it inessential. The complexity of the English language permits the possibility of correctness in meaning of multiple sentences written at variance.

      13 years ago at 6:37 pm
    2. Sunrise Shotguns

      I forgot who I was arguing with, but I’ll concede victory to you. Woodford reserve has convinced me that this fight is not worth fighting.

      13 years ago at 7:51 pm
    3. Sunrise Shotguns

      And fuck, I thought complementizer was a made up word til wikipedia told me otherwise. So I mighta been wrong but I can’t remember the argument

      13 years ago at 7:53 pm
    4. sorostitute_UT

      ^ Apparently… but yet can’t figure out the complex concept of a reply button.

      13 years ago at 12:27 am