Women are like floor tiles: if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years. TFM. Obama is a cactus14 years ago
spe_topsiders It’s actually a toast… “To women and tile; lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever.” 14 years ago at 9:09 am
Year Around Frat Well what’s actually funny is he isn’t a cactus. That’s what’s ironic about his name. 14 years ago at 6:35 pm
rooster cogburn women are like copies of three men and baby, the more you stab em repeatedly in the eyes the more blood that squirts out when youre goin eyesocket-boner rocket…. 14 years ago at 9:19 pm
Captain Douchebag I realize floor tiles don’t require caulk, but I couldn’t not tell that joke. It makes sense if you don’t think about it. 14 years ago at 9:39 pm
Obama is a cactus The TFM intern and I both know he changed it from slams to women. 14 years ago at 3:47 pm
sib_baby1919 There is nothing frat about this. Disrespect a slam all you want, but grow some balls and learn how to respect a woman. 14 years ago at 9:34 pm
Clement Frattlee Sluts are like floor tiles, it’s better to puke on them than on the carpet. 14 years ago at 3:54 pm
Best one in a long time.
14 years ago at 3:14 pmIt’s actually a toast… “To women and tile; lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever.”
14 years ago at 9:09 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSpjnK5U50
14 years ago at 3:30 pmWell done, Cactus.
14 years ago at 3:33 pmAin’t that the truth.
14 years ago at 3:34 pmNominee for TFM of the year.
14 years ago at 3:34 pm2nd^
14 years ago at 3:42 pmSecond
14 years ago at 9:51 pmAre all American cacti this funny?
14 years ago at 3:38 pmWell what’s actually funny is he isn’t a cactus. That’s what’s ironic about his name.
14 years ago at 6:35 pm^^ Pretty sure he’s a Kenyan cactus.
14 years ago at 7:13 pmThat, and they love being surrounded by hard caulk.
14 years ago at 3:41 pmFucking this ^
14 years ago at 3:44 pm^^up top
14 years ago at 8:00 pmwomen are like copies of three men and baby, the more you stab em repeatedly in the eyes the more blood that squirts out when youre goin eyesocket-boner rocket….
14 years ago at 9:19 pmYou’re caulking floor tiles now?
14 years ago at 9:35 pmI realize floor tiles don’t require caulk, but I couldn’t not tell that joke. It makes sense if you don’t think about it.
14 years ago at 9:39 pm^Either way, it was a good joke. Up top
14 years ago at 10:03 amHow are women and windows similar..?
14 years ago at 10:30 amMotion to replace ‘women’ with ‘slams’
14 years ago at 3:45 pmThe TFM intern and I both know he changed it from slams to women.
14 years ago at 3:47 pmMotion denied. Take a lap.
14 years ago at 3:48 pmBROnard can we just hug it out?
14 years ago at 4:00 pmHug it out, bitch
14 years ago at 8:55 pmThere is nothing frat about this. Disrespect a slam all you want, but grow some balls and learn how to respect a woman.
14 years ago at 9:34 pmSluts are like floor tiles, it’s better to puke on them than on the carpet.
14 years ago at 3:54 pmStart running
14 years ago at 8:41 pmAnd don’t stop.
14 years ago at 8:51 pmWhy don’t you sit the next one out, champ?
14 years ago at 10:06 amGreat post, better name
14 years ago at 4:13 pm