Women are like floor tiles: if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years. TFM.

  1. AXOkeeping_it_sratty

    I’m a girl and I laughed so hard when I read this. Good job, Cactus.

    14 years ago at 5:11 pm
    1. mosthonorableactive

      Isn’t KAcaine a pledge who doesn’t know the meaning of his own letters yet, but has the nerve to put them into a drug reference?

      14 years ago at 6:12 pm
    2. TakeALap

      axosratty_is_probably_a_fatty comments on every fucking TFM and picture. Slow it down please, bro

      14 years ago at 8:42 pm
    3. thefratasticvoyage

      Personally, I think AXO is pretty fucking hilarious. Carry on, darling.

      14 years ago at 8:44 am
    4. TakeALap

      I think you wish you were in a fraternity. Stick to the TSM wall where no one gives a shit

      14 years ago at 4:59 pm
  2. No Knee Grows

    Women are like pinatas – the more you beat them, the more food they give you.

    14 years ago at 7:18 pm
    1. The Piker

      futureleader14 uses his high school graduation year in his username. how cute…

      14 years ago at 5:01 pm