This defiantly did not happen. In order to steal an oak tree that is worth insuring you would need multiple excavators and cranes along with extremely large trucks. After you managed to shut down streets or drive all of this heavy machinery around your campus without arising suspicion, you would then have to cut a whole in the frat castle roof and find a way to support the tree’s root system.
Even if you used a chainsaw and cut at the base this would still be impossible.
Lying on TFM about how frat you are=NF
Spend a few more minutes thinking your made up stories through before you post again.
Actually if you memorialize a tree many institutions automatically insure them. Obviously your organization isn’t respectable enough to know anything about that. Congrats to those pledges.
theft = nf
14 years ago at 8:04 pmStealing shit is faf if you don’t get caught. Frat on.
14 years ago at 11:16 pmThis defiantly did not happen. In order to steal an oak tree that is worth insuring you would need multiple excavators and cranes along with extremely large trucks. After you managed to shut down streets or drive all of this heavy machinery around your campus without arising suspicion, you would then have to cut a whole in the frat castle roof and find a way to support the tree’s root system.
Even if you used a chainsaw and cut at the base this would still be impossible.
Lying on TFM about how frat you are=NF
Spend a few more minutes thinking your made up stories through before you post again.
14 years ago at 10:44 pmputting way to much thought into something=TGDIM
14 years ago at 12:18 amActually if you memorialize a tree many institutions automatically insure them. Obviously your organization isn’t respectable enough to know anything about that. Congrats to those pledges.
14 years ago at 10:29 pmever heard of an ax? dumb geed….
14 years ago at 5:47 pmtheft w/o getting caught=tfm
14 years ago at 10:52 pmneeding to abbreviate without is nf.
14 years ago at 2:16 amThis did happen.
14 years ago at 9:23 pm