Tim Howard scoring a 100 yard goal in camo, America's away colors. TFM.

    1. DamnProud_Since1848

      It can be spelled both ways in England. Get your facts straight, Tits McGee.

      13 years ago at 2:10 pm
    2. ItsFunnyCuzHesFrat

      ^nope. Futbol is Spanish. Not English. Therefore the English don’t speak Spanish because they are English and speak English

      13 years ago at 2:42 pm
    3. QuintanaBreeze

      Futball is also German. Just agree to disagree and move one. Only one ball and foot combination matters anyway.

      13 years ago at 2:48 pm
    4. GQ McGee

      Pull up The Guardian/The Daily Mail/The Sun/Whatever, click on the tab titled “Sports,” and, please, tell me how it is spelled.

      By the way, Phi Delt sucks.

      13 years ago at 4:42 pm
    5. Frat OClock

      Why is there even anything about soccer on this site anyway? Also, why the fuck would anyone here read a British newspaper?

      13 years ago at 8:27 pm
  1. anon16

    Soccer? Fucking SOCCER? I motion for the TFM Intern to be immediately stripped of any and all duties for letting this shit get posted.

    13 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. Fratinum_Amex

      Completely ignoring the point of the post in order to bitch about something else. TSM

      13 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. pi lambda boss

      don’t read the argument by chuck klosterman against soccer. im pretty sure it actually made me less intelligent.

      13 years ago at 8:04 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      Quit trying so damn hard. I’m not that much of a soccer fan myself, but by damn this is FaF. Also you look like a fucking loser in that queer picture of yours. No offense.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
  2. GodBlessTexas

    “In America people fucking hate soccer, and honestly, that’s the way it should be…”
    -Kenny Fucking Powers

    13 years ago at 2:46 pm
  3. Tribesman

    If you don’t support our national team or Americans playing club ball abroad, then fuck you

    13 years ago at 2:53 pm
    1. Tribesman

      Additionally, I don’t see how soccer is NF. It’s one of the preppiest sports in the US unlike football, basketball, and baseball.

      13 years ago at 6:30 pm
    2. Tribesman

      Did I say lacrosse wasn’t preppy? Did I say soccer was THE preppiest sport? No? Get the fuck out of here.

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm
    3. Mega Frat

      It’s just the fact that you mentioned soccer. Turn the volume down a few notches champ.

      13 years ago at 7:57 pm
    4. Lynchem

      I like Tribesman the rest of you are f.a//g.s. Even though I think all y’all are wrong supporting the US team in soccer is FaF despite soccer being a eurotrash metro sport. Lax is for yankee queers. Baseball and football are Americas past time and are played by all who actually have athletic abilities. You try running through a 300 lbs lineman or getting tackled by one, even better hitting a 95 mph fastball with movement.

      13 years ago at 8:32 pm
    5. Sven McKraut

      Did you seriously just compare the athleticism required for a baseball player as being superior to that required of a soccer player? Take a lap and reflect on the stupidity of what you just said.

      13 years ago at 7:33 am
    6. Lynchem

      Could a soccer player run full speed snag a ground bacll back handed in 1.2 seconds then while running the opposite was leap throw the ball 150+ ft to first base hard enough accurate and on time to throw out a baserunner who usually reaches on average in two seconds. Or hit a 90mph fastball not knowing if it would be a curveball, change up, slider, knuckle, etc. No they couldn’t but any in shape human could lace up cleats and kick a ball around for 90 minutes with a break in between.

      13 years ago at 8:15 am
    7. pi lambda boss

      try heading a 70 yard drop kick, trapping a 30 yard driven ball with your left foot, or ripping a top cheese knuckler from 25 yards out while running at full speed with two defenders pulling your jersey

      13 years ago at 9:42 am
    8. Mega Frat

      Regardless, It’s been proven that hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in all of sports.

      13 years ago at 12:22 pm
    9. TooFratToBeHere

      To each his own, but its actually been proven that blocking a soccer pk is the hardest thing in sports…

      13 years ago at 10:22 am
    10. Lynchem

      No it’s not to each his own its called fact. Baseball is one of the hardest sports to play and is consistently supported by research. So go back to jelling your faux hawk and heading soccer balls.

      13 years ago at 5:05 pm
  4. raging ox

    Soccer is completely NF… Unless it’s intramurals where everyone’s drunk and bitching about how lame soccer is. But I’ll be damned if we lose that game!

    13 years ago at 3:09 pm