Not needing to work out because my parents are loaded. TFM.

    1. Sperrys and Polos

      You’ve got to be kidding me…………I guess having an average body with no muscle mass is cool?

      14 years ago at 6:42 pm
  1. Floridafrat

    Better to look like a douche than to be pushed around like a pansy. Didn’t any of you play sports in high school?

    14 years ago at 8:42 pm
  2. Brother Brad

    Yea being a fatty and a fool that can’t stand up for himself and throws money at his problems instead of manning up and throwing punches like the rest of us.

    Yea so frat.

    14 years ago at 9:04 pm
    1. Freedom Fratter

      Why does being fat mean he can’t stand up for himself? I’m sure he’s a fraternity man who can stand up for himself outside of an actual fight. And as for a fight itself, a lot of fat people can brawl, how do you hurt someone who’s got a big ole cushion around all their organs? I for one think this post is halarious.

      14 years ago at 9:17 pm
    2. BROwn out

      I consider out of shape not being obviously ripped, and I bet a lot of fraternity men here think the same. Not working out doesn’t mean looking like a fuck. It’s called better dna than you.

      14 years ago at 11:37 am
  3. Keep it Fratty

    i dont get how you being out of shape and your parents being loaded have anything to do with eachother…

    14 years ago at 10:15 pm
    1. The Joke Briefer

      Try hard in school, try hard to pop dime pieces, go to the financial aid office, be bored during the summer, wonder how I’m going to get a good job after college. You know, stuff like that, old sport.

      14 years ago at 7:55 am
  4. True_Gentleman27

    Must be a bummer getting the sorority scraps left over at the castle because you are “the chubby brother.”

    14 years ago at 7:44 am
  5. The Joke Briefer

    If you played real sports in high school, like lax, you shouldn’t be fat during undergrad. Play club or intramurals or better yet pipe a lot of slams if you’re so worried about getting fat. Trying to get yoked during college is a waste of time, and not needed to get action if the sorority pops know you come from dough.

    14 years ago at 7:52 am
  6. cppprelaw

    Why do people automatically think if you work out and try to get “yoked” you are doing for women? Can’t lifting weights be a good in its self?

    14 years ago at 11:11 am