Letting stimulants and depressants battle it out in your system. TFM.

  1. shakeit4me

    So far the crystal meth is beating the heroin, but who knows where the night will take me.

    13 years ago at 4:57 pm
  2. BamaForRomney

    If y’all could help me with my math homework, I’d appreciate it. Here’s the problem:

    Dorn was masturbating to the rush boob pictures that look like men when the Intern entered and requested a sword fight. Bacon, overhearing this from the office over, hurried in to join in the tomfoolery. They touched penises tip to base in the pattern of Dorn->Intern->Bacon->Dorn. Dorn’s dong creates a 34 degree angle between his shaft and stomach, and the Intern only musters up a 74 degree angle between his shaft and legs. Dorn’s dong is 5.8 inches, and the Intern’s a puny 4.

    How long is Bacon’s weiner?

    13 years ago at 6:30 pm
    1. LamBROgini_diablo

      quick question, are you trying hard to sound gay, or does it come naturally?

      13 years ago at 9:13 pm
    2. Brobation

      it is impossible to calculate the without knowing the angle of Bacon, or the height of the base of any of them. I know that’s gay as fuck, but some one needed to call you out on you being a dumbass.

      13 years ago at 10:40 pm
    3. BamaForRomney

      ^Just assume each is the height that would make the problem possible. i.e. They do make a triangle. You don’t need to know Bacon’s angle. ^^Also, I’m not the gay one, Dorn, Bacon, and the Intern are gay for sword fighting.

      13 years ago at 12:09 am
    4. Tuco1855

      Hey Bama, how can you assume that all of their penis’ are perfectly straight? Any curvature would skew the numbers, and if I’m not mistaken, Dorn mentioned Bacon’s “slight dogleg left” in an earlier post.

      13 years ago at 11:16 am
    5. BamaForRomney

      That’s a very good point. Although you could actually answer the question if only Bacon was curved, my intention was to say they’re all straight.

      13 years ago at 2:00 pm
  3. Alpha Frat

    Took a 50 vyvanse and 10 adderall today and played on Microsoft Excel 2010 for like 10 straight hours today. It was exhilarating, but my gums are raw as fuck.

    13 years ago at 10:16 pm