Sweetheart made some frat koozies. TFM.

  1. Dear UCF Delts,

    Look, I know we’re playing UGA in the bowl game, but chill the heck out. The girls that hang out with you go downhill every semester and get chubbier and chubbier. And your house…oh wait, it’s an apartment building. You are not FRATTY. Get over yourselves and be honest with our campus. You are super rude to all the other fraternities, and that is not the way to change things at our school if you are truly interested in making a difference in the appearance and reputation of our Greek life. Yes, you hang out at Dev’s. Yes, some of you dress preppy. But no, a majority of the ladies at any other school would not give you the time of day. That is NF. Duke is the frattiest member of your chapter, and he is a dog. This is why I have to outsource myself to fratdaddies at other campuses, and put miles on my car. Sorry ’bout it, boys.

    14 years ago at 10:54 am
    1. brostas

      Someone didn’t get a bid. That or he’s mad he’s in a trashy guido GDI frat like most of the lot at UCF.

      14 years ago at 10:42 am
    2. ucf sorority girl

      Why do you care that much to even say anything about them if you don’t like them? They are great guys and obviously you don’t know any of them. I hate how people think they are so cool because they talk shit about other people anonymously on the web, just stop. Its a funny website just have fun with it.

      14 years ago at 10:47 am