Sorry man, but I was just so distracted this morning because my iPhone 8g inbox was going berserk from the hundreds of job offers that I was getting from investment banks/the CIA/big oil companies while I was driving down the Merritt Parkway in Greenwich — I AM VERY OLD MONEY… woah… excuse me, just had to point that out — in my “Fratrari” after having consumed titanic amounts of cocaine and whiskey during which time my preferred blonde Vineyard Vines/Lily Pulitzer bedecked slampiece was going down on me in my seersucker suit that I was late for my private jet to whisk me off to a golf outing with the reanimated corpse of President Reagan which was being hosted by my father (he’s very important, you see) on his yacht that is just slightly smaller than an aircraft carrier that I just happened to press an extra button. Whoops. Laps taken.
Am I missing some sort of pun with the word “pease” or are you just a fucking retard?
14 years ago at 9:32 pmIt’s spelled different so it wasn’t quite so obvious to the cashier nor the actual slam in question.
14 years ago at 9:38 pm^This. What the fuck is “pease” supposed to mean?
14 years ago at 9:39 pm*Peace
14 years ago at 9:39 pmYeah you’re probably right. ^
14 years ago at 9:47 pmPiece * you fucking horses ass.
Yeah, because the first name ‘Slam’ didn’t give it away in the first place.
14 years ago at 11:08 pmIf you didn’t understand the spelling change as a joke right away, you may be a fucking idiot.
14 years ago at 1:50 amSo much pee and so little butts.
14 years ago at 7:16 amFarva, you sir are aptly named.
14 years ago at 1:39 pmCool story, Hansel.
14 years ago at 9:55 pmWhy can’t she just cook?
14 years ago at 10:07 pmBecause Jimmy John’s is good sometimes.
14 years ago at 10:19 pmI wondered the same thing
14 years ago at 9:52 amGood sesame chicken can only be cooked by Asians.
14 years ago at 11:10 amGuys, it’s cool. He’s in a ‘frat.’
14 years ago at 10:09 pmOh ok, I’ll let it slide then.
14 years ago at 10:14 pmRight wing frat by the looks of it, I wonder who he voted for…
14 years ago at 10:24 pm^I believe he voted for Obama
14 years ago at 12:31 pm…
14 years ago at 3:27 pmSo… she wasn’t able to get your food because the restaurant didn’t have her name. Cool, I guess.
14 years ago at 10:22 pmHey guys, I think something was done there.
14 years ago at 11:35 pmi didnt see what it was though
14 years ago at 12:27 amAnd that XXL chalupa never happened
14 years ago at 12:30 amShe went and put someone else’s XXL chalupa in her mouth.
14 years ago at 7:11 amWait, so she’s a lesbian?
14 years ago at 11:11 amlesbianist guys, she wasn’t the definition of class in the first place.
14 years ago at 2:42 pm^^You obviously didn’t get the phallic metaphor.
14 years ago at 7:59 amfail and fail, its her job to call it in and its he job to put it under your last name or slam piece. pease? haha really are you 5?
14 years ago at 7:02 amFail and fail. First you used the word fail the same way a middle school kid would, and second *her.
14 years ago at 8:15 am^^Fail. NF
14 years ago at 8:57 amMotion to blackball Florida from the south.
14 years ago at 8:58 am^Second
…but in exchange for getting rid of FL we get to loose Jersey
14 years ago at 9:29 am^you go to Harvard and you can’t spell “lose.”
Jesus Christ.
14 years ago at 9:46 amSorry man, but I was just so distracted this morning because my iPhone 8g inbox was going berserk from the hundreds of job offers that I was getting from investment banks/the CIA/big oil companies while I was driving down the Merritt Parkway in Greenwich — I AM VERY OLD MONEY… woah… excuse me, just had to point that out — in my “Fratrari” after having consumed titanic amounts of cocaine and whiskey during which time my preferred blonde Vineyard Vines/Lily Pulitzer bedecked slampiece was going down on me in my seersucker suit that I was late for my private jet to whisk me off to a golf outing with the reanimated corpse of President Reagan which was being hosted by my father (he’s very important, you see) on his yacht that is just slightly smaller than an aircraft carrier that I just happened to press an extra button. Whoops. Laps taken.
14 years ago at 1:43 pm^ Glad that got cleared up.
14 years ago at 2:43 pmSomething is wrong with the sentence structure here
14 years ago at 10:49 am