My grandma would kill me if she knew how many times she's "died" while I've been in school. TFM.

    1. Fratweiser

      Let me check the records, but I’m pretty sure Lee Trevino thinks that grizzly Adams did have a bead.

      13 years ago at 6:35 pm
  1. James Eagan Holmes

    You would kill me if you knew how many rounds I fired into your grandma.

    13 years ago at 3:39 pm
    1. Proud Devry Alum

      DON’T FEEL BAD SASHA! HERE AT DEVRY WE MAKE EVERYONE’S FEEL BEST ABOUT THEMSELVES! #loveyasexyman! Hearts to SASHA

      13 years ago at 7:09 pm
    2. Sasha_

      ^This one is just fuckin stupid, Bambi. Go back to the high school kid and your other account. -Sasha

      13 years ago at 7:13 pm
    3. Sasha_

      You’ll realize in two weeks that there is room for one of us on this site, if that. I’m saving you some time and effort now by telling you this. Hang up the cleats, champ. You’ll thank me later. I’ve gotten to this point by putting in hours of hard work and trolling. When I say trolling, I don’t mean anything simple. I’m talking some of the most advanced and revolutionary trolling ever seen in this day and age. You will never be me. Just give up, go back to wherever you came from, and move on. This never happened. You’re welcome. -Sasha

      13 years ago at 7:39 pm
    4. Proud Devry Alum

      I ADMIT IM AN INCOGNITO SHASHA REPEATO BUT I WILL NEVER ADMIT YOU ARE BETTER. YOU AND BAMBI CAN RUN OFF A CLIFF AND HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH THREE MOLATO HOOKERS AT THE SAME TIME! So sick you right now I may just kill myself.

      13 years ago at 7:45 pm
    5. Sasha_

      ^Please do it. Matter of fact, while you’re at it go for a double murder suicide with yourself, bambi, and the high school fuck, even though he’s kind of funny. -Sasha

      13 years ago at 7:46 pm
    6. Bambi

      SASHA!?!?!?!?1 CUM ON BROTHER!!!! I THOUGHT ME YOU AND HIGHSCHOOLFRATDADDY WERE A TEAM!

      13 years ago at 7:48 pm
    7. Proud Devry Alum

      All of you may be a team but DEVRY is first and the best at all time. HERE AT DEVRY WE BELIEVE IN RAISING YOUNG MEN TO BECOME EXTRODINARY GENTLEMEN. IT’S NOT EASY HAVING PEOPLE HATE YOU, BUT PLEAEE HATE ME BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL!

      13 years ago at 7:56 pm
    8. Bambi

      CUM ON SASH! I MISS WHEN WE WERE A TEAM. SHAKE AND BAKE!!!! TEHEHEHEHE LUV UUUUUUUU MUAH

      13 years ago at 8:10 pm
    9. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ I find it worthwhile to note that the Greek spelling of that word begins with Phi Alpha.

      13 years ago at 8:38 pm
    10. highschoolfratdaddy

      Fuck Bambi, fuck DeVry, and fuck the bad imitation of me, HighSchoolFratter. I will be putting my trolling career on hiatus until the next time I go on a 3 day Adderall binge. It’s been real, and It’s been fun, and on occasion, real fun. Thank you all for making this possible. Until next time, i send my regards.
      -highschoolfratdaddy

      P.S. -Sasha, you’re the man.

      13 years ago at 9:15 pm
    11. highschoolfratdaddy

      Those referenced in my above comment should seriously consider taking Sasha’s advice. You are all irrelevant and not funny. Sasha is completely correct in saying that there is only room for one troll on this site, and the is also correct in saying that that one troll is him. I’m calling it quits cause its too much damn work, and because i think that stopping after one weekend will make this weekend of trolling all the more legendary. Y’all should quit because you just fucking suck.

      13 years ago at 9:25 pm
    12. Sasha_

      ^Honestly though. I new lane will be cleared once I go to school in three weeks. Just too much fuckin time. Wisdom teeth surgery recovery and a lot of downtime at the summer job has enabled me to keep it going strong but this takes some serious effort. People don’t get that. You had some great material. Nice work. -Sasha

      13 years ago at 9:27 pm
    13. highschoolfratdaddy

      Thank you. As for you sir, your material is the type of shit fellow fraternity men will talk about for years to come. I can confidently say that you are the greatest.

      13 years ago at 9:39 pm
    14. I am drot nunk

      I think we need an intervention for all current trolls minus Sasha. It’s gotten way out of hand, and most aren’t even funny.

      13 years ago at 9:43 pm
    15. FlRSTpostOX

      My goodness, I quit trolling for only two weeks and y’all go and let this happen. Walmart greeter, dervy alum and Bambi need to go. 2ironking needs to make a comeback and clear all of this mess up. Or maybe I will.

      13 years ago at 11:11 am
  2. Bambi

    AT LEAST YOU HAVE A MOM!!!!! MINE WAS KILLLED!!!!THEHEHEHHEHE I MISS MY MOMMY LUV U ALL MUAHHH XOXOXOXOX BAMBITEAM#

    13 years ago at 4:01 pm
    1. Proud Devry Alum

      Well BAMBI! Here at Devry instituatiomal of America we take our education sesiously! No one gets through the cracks, not even cute incocent little does like yourself! #yrvedUniverosty! —-DEVRY BAKCWARDS F U BROS DIDN’T CATCH MY DRIFT!

      13 years ago at 5:43 pm
  3. TheCommodore

    ‎(o.o)

    YOU JUST GOT PANDA’D! YOU HAVE 1 DAY TO SEND THIS MESSAGE ( +THE PIC) TO FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS OR ELSE, THE EVIL PANDA WILL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE. IF YOU SUCCEED IN SENDING THIS TO FIVE OR MORE FRIENDS YOU WILL KISSED BY A PANDA ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY. SO GET SENDING! MAKE THIS PANDA POPULAR!

    13 years ago at 4:15 pm
  4. Smokin_Bro_Frazier

    And you’re a piece of shit for making that up as an excuse. Go chug some battery acid.

    13 years ago at 5:05 pm
    1. Sasha_

      ^I’ll admit I’ve never summoned up the courage to use this. I always do it with family that’s already dead, so there is no bad karma that comes my way. -Sasha

      13 years ago at 8:29 pm
  5. Accepted_to Fill U

    OSUGreekBro? That’s a very convincing name from college acb’s marketing team.

    13 years ago at 5:36 pm