Looks like I'll be drinking Gentleman's Jack at home for the next 20 days. TFM.

    1. Cora Bollinger Block

      You’re absolutely right. They didn’t load completely. Lap taken.

      14 years ago at 8:49 pm
  1. bakingbetch

    Looks like you’ll be spending that time passed out on your GDI parents’ linoleum floors. Daddy can’t get you out of a little legal trouble? NF.

    14 years ago at 8:29 pm
    1. WellfareBear21

      Daddy makes me deal with my own shit like a big boy. And the linoleum is cost effective and low maintenance

      14 years ago at 12:00 am
    2. bakingbetch

      Aw, nice try at defending ugly as sensible, but people who live in low-income housing can’t choose their own flooring, Welfare Bear.

      14 years ago at 10:04 am
  2. OldCrowBourbon

    Most of these ankle bracelets actually test alcohol levels. So, unless you’re a complete idiot and want to break your probation, you will not be drinking anything while this is attached to your leg.

    14 years ago at 10:46 pm
    1. WellfareBear21

      This one isn’t but thank you for spelling out the terms and conditions of my house arrest

      14 years ago at 11:50 pm
    2. dspsouthern

      Kid from my high school got 3 DUIs within a month when he was 17 and had to be put on house arrest. His ankle monitor didn’t check for heart rate or alcohol even though he was clearly a drinker. Unless it is specifically stated in the terms of probation, then the monitor will not check for that. If it was a monitor that checks for alcohol, drinking would be just like running away.

      14 years ago at 2:56 am
  3. WombRaider

    Pretty sure ankle monitors check for perspiration and heart rate given you can’t drink if you have one…

    14 years ago at 11:48 pm