Saying the Pledge of Allegiance in my head during sex only makes me climax quicker. TFM.

    1. Frat Cassell

      Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Delaware is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

      14 years ago at 3:26 pm
  1. Rihanna Deserved It

    maybe if you start banging good looking women you wont need to daydream during sex to finish.

    14 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. futureleader14

      ^You get hard looking at the French flag? Davidallenbro would have something to say about this.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    2. TheFrattersonEpisode

      ^The French tricolor is, from left to right starting at the mast, blue, white and red. Doesn’t sound like that’s what he’s talking about.

      14 years ago at 12:50 pm
    3. southerncostas

      Future leader, you are a retarded fuck. The French are like pledges, they’re not real people. If you hear someone say “red, white, and blue” and you think of France and not America, I’m not saying you’re gay, but you probably enjoy pleasuring other men sexually. I’m sure Davidallenbro would give zero fucks about what you think.

      14 years ago at 7:23 pm
    4. futureleader14

      I don’t know why the fuck you took the time to write such a long-winded response, costas, because I couldn’t give two shits what you think. It’s obvious that you don’t understand humor, so I think of you in less esteem than I think of those damned surrendering pussies called Frenchies. Go fuck yourself and that pole-smoking boyfriend of yours.

      14 years ago at 8:09 pm
    5. southerncostas

      You obviously cared, because you wrote an equally long winded response. Go choke on your boyfriend’s dick while you try to keep the cum off your Ed Hardy shirt and camo cargos.

      14 years ago at 12:38 am
  2. Sunrise Shotguns

    Pavlovian conditioning by your elementary school teacher when you needed “special help” with learning the pledge, TRepressed memoryM.

    14 years ago at 4:57 pm
    1. grassy_knoll

      Definitely FaF. As well as TFTC. Is it possible to have both of them simultaneous? Or even mixed?

      14 years ago at 2:21 am
  3. NativismIsKey

    Although you’re from Delaware.. this is getting back to the roots of TFM. well done

    14 years ago at 9:10 pm
    1. Captain Douchebag

      Lest we forget, Delaware was the first state. I think that’s pretty fucking frat, or as close to it as New England gets.

      14 years ago at 9:16 pm
  4. Majestic Bald Eagle

    Don’t know about the pledge of allegiance, but my rockets red glare

    14 years ago at 1:32 am