Fuck anyone who disagrees with this. The principle is always worth it; better to pay an attorney than the state. It helps my father pay my tuition too.
Who cares if he bills $300 an hour when I bet he spent a grand total of four minutes on your case. That’ll be pro-rated to the tenth of an hour… So how frat do you feel spending thirty dollars yet calling it three hundred?
Unless he got it dropped with a phone call or he just happened to be in the same court at the same time you had to appear for the seat belt ticket (very unlikely), chances are he spent a lot more than 4 minutes on your stupid ticket.
Come on, dumbass. Haven’t you ever hired a lawyer? Once a lawyer has taken your case, your court date disappears and it moves to your attorney’s docket. And yes, he probably did spend a grand total of 5 minutes on the case.
Cool story can you tell it again?
14 years ago at 12:39 pmSeat belts. fAf
14 years ago at 1:00 pmFuck anyone who disagrees with this. The principle is always worth it; better to pay an attorney than the state. It helps my father pay my tuition too.
14 years ago at 1:25 pmI thought you were a CEO? Shouldn’t you be out of college or at least be able to pay your own tuition.
14 years ago at 2:23 pmCEOs are like legacies. Might as well take the title now since my name’s on the building
14 years ago at 4:05 pmCEOs, and legacies, who get there just because their name is on the building are always the biggest failures.
14 years ago at 4:16 pmYeah, getting your name on the building is considered a failure. Good luck with your version of success
14 years ago at 5:14 pmWhat building exactly? can’t wait to see it fail.
14 years ago at 6:07 pmCEO, you should probably work on your reading comprehension before you run your father’s business into the ground.
14 years ago at 6:26 pmSo true, seems like a waste at first but much better to pay an attorney than the state.
14 years ago at 8:21 pm$300? Must have gone to night law school.
14 years ago at 2:45 pmA good lawyer costs at least 700 an hour.
14 years ago at 3:42 pmWho cares if he bills $300 an hour when I bet he spent a grand total of four minutes on your case. That’ll be pro-rated to the tenth of an hour… So how frat do you feel spending thirty dollars yet calling it three hundred?
14 years ago at 4:27 pmAll business statements can be deceiving. Good on you for figuring it out
14 years ago at 5:11 pmUnless he got it dropped with a phone call or he just happened to be in the same court at the same time you had to appear for the seat belt ticket (very unlikely), chances are he spent a lot more than 4 minutes on your stupid ticket.
14 years ago at 7:05 pmCome on, dumbass. Haven’t you ever hired a lawyer? Once a lawyer has taken your case, your court date disappears and it moves to your attorney’s docket. And yes, he probably did spend a grand total of 5 minutes on the case.
14 years ago at 12:13 amI don’t know how to say this but… I kind of don’t care.
14 years ago at 8:23 pm^this^
14 years ago at 10:24 amNot having to pay for a lawyer because you know all of the defense attorneys as well as the district attorneys and some judges in your county. TFM
14 years ago at 9:18 pm^this guy. or your father is your lawyer.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmprop
14 years ago at 2:27 amone word, retainer.
14 years ago at 11:51 pm^this
14 years ago at 10:17 pmThis site has turned into such a cluster fuck.
14 years ago at 11:09 am