If you are observant, you will notice that the picture is a picture of your members, which are the same type of members you have across the entire nation, with the exception of a few good chapters that no one can really explain how they came to be. All of the bottom tier problems listed in that column apply to what I safely assume is at least 85% of your active chapters. Not only that, but your members appear to enjoy being frequently featured in Fail Friday along with Pike and Sigma Phi Hairsalon.
You guys had Reagan, I’ll give you that. I’ll even give you Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, and Les Paul. But that was in your glory days, way back in the 40s and 50s. Somewhere down the line, TKE went downhill. Way, way, way downhill. Could TKE ever be a respectable fraternity again? Sure, maybe in 30, 40 years if some radical actions are taken by every chapter, but for right now, you are considered an alternative for college students who were unable to receive bids from a respectable fraternity, and you will presently be the laughingstock of the Greek Community
Look, what I’m really trying to say is, 70mg Vyvanse is a beautiful thing.
I guess my chapter didn’t get the memo that we’re supposed to be like that nationwide, congratulations for proving that one of our chapters has an embarrassing picture, because that is all you really did with all of that.
You say all of our good alumni were not recent, but we had 2 nominees on the 2008 presidential election (Huckabee and Barr) if politics isn’t your thing, we have many CEOs including one of the co-founders of Hooters (you’re welcome). If you want sports, as well as having Halas (you can thank a Teke for the NFL) we also have Terry Bradshaw, Phil Sims, and Aaron Rodgers as super bowl MVP QBs. And you can say whatever you want about Rodgers being an honorary, but he would have joined TKE at his college if his coach let him pledge, and he CHOSE to be a TKE, if TKE is your laughing stock, then I guess you have more going for you than Aaron Rodgers
I can’t comment on your letters because you don’t have them in your name nor did you mention what they are, but I wear mine proudly as do all the brothers of my chapter, so honestly I don’t really care about your opinion or your picture
Maybe you’re from one of those few good chapters he mentions, who knows. I won’t argue that you guys have some impressive alumni, but if you think the current national image of your fraternity is any good, you must be new here. Get the stick out of your ass.
I am a TKE. The reason the greek community dislikes or bad mouths on us is because of what our nationals did in the early 1990’s. They got rid of the pledging process, because the 70’s and 80’s tekes were TFTC. They were being diciplined by their respective institutions, and nationals tried to fixed things, unfortunately they made things worst. Therefore, they realllowed for a normal pledging process a few years later, but the scars still remain within the greek community. As mentioned early every fraternity has “those” chapters and colonies. Overall, TKE doesn’t give bids or initiates everyone. TKE bids and initiates man that will contribute succesfully to chapter during college years. Don’t hate on us because we have bad ass alumni and brothers who are successful after college.
TauKeystoneEpsilon is what I like to refer to as “A Gigantic Retard,” or “Canadian,” for short. He’s so bottom-tier that he doesn’t realize that he’s bottom-tier, and frankly he’s un-American. Refering to Huckaqueer and Barr as “Presidential Nominees,” is more than a a stretch. They both had a zero chance right from the start, just like everyone who pledges TKE. I don’t need to go to a shitty chain restaurant to see scantily clad whores who lack a high school diploma, so I won’t be thanking you for Hooters. Aaron Rodgers will not be remembered as a Superbowl MVP, but rather as the guy who fucked up a 16-0 season. Nobody likes you, you have no friends, have fun being a tryhard you fucking loser.
I am a TKE as well. While I do realize we aren’t exactly “top-tier” or whatever else you want to call it, I love my brothers and I would do anything for them. A lot of these guys who are putting down TKE are not real fraternity men. Real fraternity men don’t put down other chapters. Sure we want to beat them in IM’s, Greek Week, and the amount of beautiful sorority women we have hooked up with, but by no means do we need to be assholes to each other. I have friends in Pike, Pi Kapp, Delt, ZBT, Sigma Chi, and many other fraternities. We don’t think we are better or worse than one another. We just like to rage, drink, play golf, and go fishing (in both senses of the term). We are all Greek and we are all here to make a difference in our communities. Shut the fuck up and go drink you assholes.
For all my brothers, YITB, Lambda-Iota Chapter.
Geordi – again you attack our letters without mentioning your own? If I had to guess you were one of those kids who is probably too young to be in college anyways but likes to come on this site
First off I am an American, and proud of it, Tau Kappa Epsilon has chapters in America so your logic makes no sense there
secondly Barr and Huckabee were presidential nominees, that means they were nominated to be on a ballot to run for president, I don’t know if your “chapter” skips the nominations process when electing it’s eboard, but you should read up on how they work
So you think Aaron Rodgers not having a perfect season this year will go down in history more than him being a super bowl MVP? well I’m not even going to argue that because it’s just too stupid to waste time arguing, you know you are wrong there
Its almost 5 am where I live and I’ve been drinking a bit so sorry if parts of this have typos and such
I didn’t accept a bid because of the alumni. I did because the dudes were cool and were considered “top tier.” Do rushees even care about who the alumni are until we make them care?
So much controversy. Children calm down, take a deep breath, and crack open a cold one. Now anyone who starts another thread of paragraph long arguments will get smacked upside the head with this chair i’m sitting on.
I’ll admit our Nationals has caused us to plummet. Our glory days are in fact behind us, and we have some weird, bad chapters at big-name schools. But I’ll still stick up for them. I can’t help who’s already in my fraternity, I can only try to ensure we stop taking fat balloon-animal-wielding kids. You should do the same. YITB
TKE, I want you to look real closely at this column, in case you’ve missed it.
https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/912119
If you are observant, you will notice that the picture is a picture of your members, which are the same type of members you have across the entire nation, with the exception of a few good chapters that no one can really explain how they came to be. All of the bottom tier problems listed in that column apply to what I safely assume is at least 85% of your active chapters. Not only that, but your members appear to enjoy being frequently featured in Fail Friday along with Pike and Sigma Phi Hairsalon.
You guys had Reagan, I’ll give you that. I’ll even give you Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, and Les Paul. But that was in your glory days, way back in the 40s and 50s. Somewhere down the line, TKE went downhill. Way, way, way downhill. Could TKE ever be a respectable fraternity again? Sure, maybe in 30, 40 years if some radical actions are taken by every chapter, but for right now, you are considered an alternative for college students who were unable to receive bids from a respectable fraternity, and you will presently be the laughingstock of the Greek Community
Look, what I’m really trying to say is, 70mg Vyvanse is a beautiful thing.
14 years ago at 7:09 pmI guess my chapter didn’t get the memo that we’re supposed to be like that nationwide, congratulations for proving that one of our chapters has an embarrassing picture, because that is all you really did with all of that.
You say all of our good alumni were not recent, but we had 2 nominees on the 2008 presidential election (Huckabee and Barr) if politics isn’t your thing, we have many CEOs including one of the co-founders of Hooters (you’re welcome). If you want sports, as well as having Halas (you can thank a Teke for the NFL) we also have Terry Bradshaw, Phil Sims, and Aaron Rodgers as super bowl MVP QBs. And you can say whatever you want about Rodgers being an honorary, but he would have joined TKE at his college if his coach let him pledge, and he CHOSE to be a TKE, if TKE is your laughing stock, then I guess you have more going for you than Aaron Rodgers
I can’t comment on your letters because you don’t have them in your name nor did you mention what they are, but I wear mine proudly as do all the brothers of my chapter, so honestly I don’t really care about your opinion or your picture
14 years ago at 7:21 pmYou can be a TKE and not even pledge, wow.
14 years ago at 8:39 amMaybe you’re from one of those few good chapters he mentions, who knows. I won’t argue that you guys have some impressive alumni, but if you think the current national image of your fraternity is any good, you must be new here. Get the stick out of your ass.
14 years ago at 7:33 pmGood job, try hards.
14 years ago at 7:44 pmI am a TKE. The reason the greek community dislikes or bad mouths on us is because of what our nationals did in the early 1990’s. They got rid of the pledging process, because the 70’s and 80’s tekes were TFTC. They were being diciplined by their respective institutions, and nationals tried to fixed things, unfortunately they made things worst. Therefore, they realllowed for a normal pledging process a few years later, but the scars still remain within the greek community. As mentioned early every fraternity has “those” chapters and colonies. Overall, TKE doesn’t give bids or initiates everyone. TKE bids and initiates man that will contribute succesfully to chapter during college years. Don’t hate on us because we have bad ass alumni and brothers who are successful after college.
14 years ago at 8:07 pmI would much rather be in a good chapter of a bad fraternity than a bad chapter of a good fraternity.
14 years ago at 8:09 pmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
14 years ago at 8:10 pmTauKeystoneEpsilon is what I like to refer to as “A Gigantic Retard,” or “Canadian,” for short. He’s so bottom-tier that he doesn’t realize that he’s bottom-tier, and frankly he’s un-American. Refering to Huckaqueer and Barr as “Presidential Nominees,” is more than a a stretch. They both had a zero chance right from the start, just like everyone who pledges TKE. I don’t need to go to a shitty chain restaurant to see scantily clad whores who lack a high school diploma, so I won’t be thanking you for Hooters. Aaron Rodgers will not be remembered as a Superbowl MVP, but rather as the guy who fucked up a 16-0 season. Nobody likes you, you have no friends, have fun being a tryhard you fucking loser.
14 years ago at 8:27 pm^You write like you’re obese.
14 years ago at 8:37 pm^ The only thing “Obese,” about me is that dump I plopped down on your sister’s chest.
14 years ago at 9:16 pmYou do know TauKeystoneEpsilon has a significantly better argument than your shit attempt at insulting his fraternity.
14 years ago at 9:44 pmI am a TKE as well. While I do realize we aren’t exactly “top-tier” or whatever else you want to call it, I love my brothers and I would do anything for them. A lot of these guys who are putting down TKE are not real fraternity men. Real fraternity men don’t put down other chapters. Sure we want to beat them in IM’s, Greek Week, and the amount of beautiful sorority women we have hooked up with, but by no means do we need to be assholes to each other. I have friends in Pike, Pi Kapp, Delt, ZBT, Sigma Chi, and many other fraternities. We don’t think we are better or worse than one another. We just like to rage, drink, play golf, and go fishing (in both senses of the term). We are all Greek and we are all here to make a difference in our communities. Shut the fuck up and go drink you assholes.
14 years ago at 9:41 pmFor all my brothers, YITB, Lambda-Iota Chapter.
YITB
14 years ago at 8:41 amTry harder queers.
14 years ago at 10:46 pmGeordi – again you attack our letters without mentioning your own? If I had to guess you were one of those kids who is probably too young to be in college anyways but likes to come on this site
First off I am an American, and proud of it, Tau Kappa Epsilon has chapters in America so your logic makes no sense there
secondly Barr and Huckabee were presidential nominees, that means they were nominated to be on a ballot to run for president, I don’t know if your “chapter” skips the nominations process when electing it’s eboard, but you should read up on how they work
So you think Aaron Rodgers not having a perfect season this year will go down in history more than him being a super bowl MVP? well I’m not even going to argue that because it’s just too stupid to waste time arguing, you know you are wrong there
Its almost 5 am where I live and I’ve been drinking a bit so sorry if parts of this have typos and such
14 years ago at 2:40 amI didn’t accept a bid because of the alumni. I did because the dudes were cool and were considered “top tier.” Do rushees even care about who the alumni are until we make them care?
14 years ago at 8:41 pmSo much controversy. Children calm down, take a deep breath, and crack open a cold one. Now anyone who starts another thread of paragraph long arguments will get smacked upside the head with this chair i’m sitting on.
14 years ago at 8:15 pmI’ll call that bluff
14 years ago at 8:34 pm^^No balls.
14 years ago at 10:48 amToo bad TKE haphazardly took over kappa Sigmas house…
14 years ago at 8:31 pmSeriously. Liked yall better.
14 years ago at 9:11 pmIt’s funny because Greek Park is terrible.
14 years ago at 9:44 pmYITB
14 years ago at 9:27 pmI’ll admit our Nationals has caused us to plummet. Our glory days are in fact behind us, and we have some weird, bad chapters at big-name schools. But I’ll still stick up for them. I can’t help who’s already in my fraternity, I can only try to ensure we stop taking fat balloon-animal-wielding kids. You should do the same. YITB
14 years ago at 9:58 pmBring back Bobby!
14 years ago at 1:33 amWent to the TKE Carnation Ball for the first time ! you guys know how to party <3 <3
14 years ago at 4:00 amTKE probably initiated him once he was named head coach.
14 years ago at 9:46 amAwesome, Arkansas now already has an explanation as to why they’re going to blow this year. Fuck TKE’s
14 years ago at 11:55 amhttp://memecrunch.com/meme/3XK3/tke/image.png
14 years ago at 2:40 am