Explaining to your arresting officer that you were not naked because you had socks on. TFM. FraternityDipper13 years ago
Diplofratic Immunity ^^ I don’t think your name worked out like you wanted it to. 13 years ago at 2:36 pm
Proud Devry Alum Getting arrested. NF. Sucking the officer’s dick because your black out and need a ride home. TFM. 13 years ago at 8:56 pm
Frationalguard So you’ve never worn a pair of 993’s, boots, wingtips, balmorals or anything of the sort? frat dude. frat. 13 years ago at 9:50 pm
ImNateHlggers Explaining to the arresting officer that you aren’t naked because you’re wearing a coat made from the skin of the person you just gutted, and that it’s ok that you killed them cause it was only a hooker. TFTC 13 years ago at 9:34 pm
better_than_you ^^^Wiping the strippers period blood across the officer’s face and telling him to go purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. TFTC. 13 years ago at 4:58 am
cleavage It’s ok if they were dress socks because you probably were wearing $1200 handmade custom italian wingtips. 13 years ago at 9:53 pm
Socks. NF
13 years ago at 8:33 pm^
13 years ago at 6:15 am^^
13 years ago at 1:23 pmMeh. Socks are for geeds.
13 years ago at 8:36 pmYou’re the guy no one likes huh
13 years ago at 9:17 pmYou can afford bud ice, so you must be a very domineering man.
13 years ago at 1:05 amGood lord I’m sure he let you off!
13 years ago at 8:53 pmI’m sure he got him off.
13 years ago at 8:57 pm^this
13 years ago at 9:08 pm^fuck you
13 years ago at 8:43 am^^ I don’t think your name worked out like you wanted it to.
13 years ago at 2:36 pm^^^ open your mouth, liquid bird shit on its way
13 years ago at 2:32 amGetting arrested. NF. Sucking the officer’s dick because your black out and need a ride home. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:56 pm^HAHAHA wait
13 years ago at 8:59 pmYour blackout what?
13 years ago at 2:29 amLast time I checked socks were NF. But regardless I chuckled.
13 years ago at 9:31 pmSo you’ve never worn a pair of 993’s, boots, wingtips, balmorals or anything of the sort? frat dude. frat.
13 years ago at 9:50 pmYou don’t need socks to wear 993s.
13 years ago at 9:56 pmExplaining to the arresting officer that you aren’t naked because you’re wearing a coat made from the skin of the person you just gutted, and that it’s ok that you killed them cause it was only a hooker. TFTC
13 years ago at 9:34 pm^
13 years ago at 9:46 pm^^
13 years ago at 10:52 pm^^^Wiping the strippers period blood across the officer’s face and telling him to go purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. TFTC.
13 years ago at 4:58 am^ What the fucking fuck is wrong with you?
13 years ago at 8:33 amMinnetonka, FaF.
13 years ago at 8:48 am^
13 years ago at 9:45 am^^^Go put a dick in your mouth and shutup.
13 years ago at 9:53 amHahaha. Go blow a dick, chuds
13 years ago at 12:20 pmHookers
13 years ago at 1:27 pmBlow
13 years ago at 3:50 pmIt’s ok if they were dress socks because you probably were wearing $1200 handmade custom italian wingtips.
13 years ago at 9:53 pmI hope you like prison food. And penis.
13 years ago at 10:54 pmPrison penis
13 years ago at 8:50 amCock meat sandwich
13 years ago at 10:08 amDude that’s really cool that you said that to him
13 years ago at 11:24 amHahaha
13 years ago at 12:49 pmI THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
13 years ago at 6:41 pmSharon?? Sharon!!
13 years ago at 10:06 pm