My dad doesn't play golf or tennis, but he got a country club membership anyway because he really likes their caesar salad. TFM.

  1. Robert E Leader

    joining a country club to try and be frat like the rest of us who actually tee it up = NF

    14 years ago at 4:31 pm
  2. Jeffratson Davis

    Abroham Lincoln? Really? Another Kentuckian by the name of Jefferson Davis could have kicked his ass, not to mention he was way more frat. Lincoln sucks

    14 years ago at 4:35 pm
    1. Shut Up

      Throwing “frat” in a name does not make it cool. Did you sound that out before you typed that? Because i bet you sounded like a dumbass if you did. Go play in traffic you queer.

      14 years ago at 7:04 pm
    2. Dixiecrat

      Davis could have kicked Lincoln’s ass, but he didn’t, Lincoln kicked his ass. Get your facts straight, dumbass.

      Jeff Davis’ heart may have been in the right place but he was incompetent.

      14 years ago at 7:40 pm
  3. Sergeant frAt Arms

    how is this a TFM? i’m glad he likes caesar salad and was willing to throw down some money in order to please himself, but not playing golf or tennis..questionable

    14 years ago at 4:37 pm
  4. 1865

    It’s called a social membership douche. It doesn’t cost very much to only be halfway in a country club.

    14 years ago at 5:10 pm
  5. Abroham Lincoln

    Actually the original post said because he likes the “breakfast.” Thanks for changing it TFM.com

    14 years ago at 5:32 pm