^ This haha i was thinking the same thing. Maybe he was thinking this way she can get an early start on the lawn…that or they were out of lemon pledge.
Whoa! This guy! Being a dick for no reason. This is your picture correct? You did create the caption correct? This does say Iowa correct? Did anyone say anything about cousins? No fuck face, they didn’t. You “sir” can go fuck yourself.
Quit napping, Lupe, and get back to cleaning!
14 years ago at 12:11 pm^ This haha i was thinking the same thing. Maybe he was thinking this way she can get an early start on the lawn…that or they were out of lemon pledge.
14 years ago at 1:11 pm^wake his ass up
14 years ago at 3:21 pmDoes anyone else find it gay that this guy picked a name after Leonardo DiCaprio?
14 years ago at 12:14 pmProbably the best actor in the world and could fuck your girlfriend on command. Just saying.
14 years ago at 12:42 pmBut he’s a fucking lib so his acting abilities are irrelevant. Plus we all know Danny McBride is the best.
14 years ago at 1:05 pmIs she Asian? Either way get off your ass and clean that apartment you stinky corn shucker
14 years ago at 12:14 pmCouldn’t get her to get in your bed huh?
14 years ago at 12:32 pmnope, im from the north so i dont hook up with my cousins.
14 years ago at 5:41 pmWhoa! This guy! Being a dick for no reason. This is your picture correct? You did create the caption correct? This does say Iowa correct? Did anyone say anything about cousins? No fuck face, they didn’t. You “sir” can go fuck yourself.
14 years ago at 5:52 pmTFM makes up the captions for the pictures….
14 years ago at 10:23 pmI think her blubber is the stuff that actually keeps her warm.
14 years ago at 12:38 pmWait, they have chairs in Iowa?
14 years ago at 12:48 pmIowa isn’t part of the South.
14 years ago at 12:59 pmThere’s this one thing called being out of state. Take a lap. FIJI = Take laps till I tell you to stop.
14 years ago at 2:09 pmGonna need to add longer stripes and more stars to cover that whale.
14 years ago at 1:28 pmthat must be your sister, you inbred fuck
14 years ago at 3:03 pmI’m confused as to why you are sleeping and not making breakfast and cleaning this mess?
14 years ago at 3:07 pm