Reciting the Miranda Rights to yourself in hopes that the arresting officer finds it sufficient. TFM. Bro_penhagen13 years ago
PhiPhiTill_IDie33 So the excessive drinking led him to submitting this? Okay, okay. 13 years ago at 10:03 pm
Chuds This is actually very clever he was trying to recite the Miranda Rights so that the officer would find it sufficient, thus the cop not read the rights to him which could be disputed later and the case will be dropped. 13 years ago at 5:53 am
Bobby Lee You don’t have to get read your Miranda Rights unless you’re about to be interrogated 13 years ago at 3:17 pm
Chief_SC Submitted promptly after reading the “A Typical Night in the Tank” column. 13 years ago at 11:18 pm
really tho…does anyone know MichelleOIsAHoe in real life?
13 years ago at 9:01 pmI will this spring
13 years ago at 10:55 amFirst for Illini
13 years ago at 9:01 pmif you’re not first, you’re last
13 years ago at 12:04 am^ if your not frat, your last RFM
13 years ago at 2:54 pmGood luck, brother.
13 years ago at 9:06 pmYou have the right to be an attorney
13 years ago at 9:11 pmT21JumpStreetM
13 years ago at 9:42 pmYou have the right to… To suck my dick mother fucker! TFTC
13 years ago at 9:58 pm^
13 years ago at 11:20 pmYou dont fucking know it!!
13 years ago at 9:26 pmYou dont fucking know it!!
13 years ago at 8:55 amHow the fuck is this frat?
13 years ago at 9:32 pmBecause excessive drinking leads to stupid behavior, idiot.
13 years ago at 10:01 pmSo the excessive drinking led him to submitting this? Okay, okay.
13 years ago at 10:03 pmThis is actually very clever he was trying to recite the Miranda Rights so that the officer would find it sufficient, thus the cop not read the rights to him which could be disputed later and the case will be dropped.
13 years ago at 5:53 amfuck my spelling is terrible. Laps.
13 years ago at 5:55 amYou don’t have to get read your Miranda Rights unless you’re about to be interrogated
13 years ago at 3:17 pmNot getting arrested in the first place…TFM losers
13 years ago at 9:36 pmyeah bro that post was so fratty
13 years ago at 7:58 amyeah bro, #Frattastic
13 years ago at 11:16 amYeah so frat. TFTC for sure
13 years ago at 2:33 pmNo…just stop trying.
13 years ago at 10:20 pmSubmitted promptly after reading the “A Typical Night in the Tank” column.
13 years ago at 11:18 pmMaking up stupid shit to put on TFM. Fuck you.
13 years ago at 11:21 pm