Getting blackout drunk, wearing expensive clothing, and paying big money to watch horses run around a track one time. TFM.

  1. BroeFraterno

    To be fair, if you take out the part about the horses, this sounds a lot more like a typical weekend.

    14 years ago at 8:46 pm
    1. Hasselhoss

      Replace big money to watch horses with pledges and you got yourself a nice afternoon.

      14 years ago at 8:52 pm
    1. John CaliParty

      Sport of Kings. A bunch of wealthy people drinking heavily while a horse makes millions for them. More frat than you spelling fuck with ph.

      14 years ago at 10:45 pm
    2. dukenavalhistorians

      ^ agreed, although ‘CaliParty’ doesn’t look much more clever or frat than ‘phrat’

      14 years ago at 11:41 pm
    3. 30RackFrat

      ^ you clearly don’t watch Kentucky basketball, it was not a play on California, bro.

      14 years ago at 10:52 am
  2. Oprah Is A Dyke

    Sarah Jessica Parker races are no joke. I wouldn’t put big money on it though.

    14 years ago at 11:27 pm
  3. TheCommodore

    Getting blackout drunk, wearing expensive clothing, and paying big money to watch donkeys fuck sluts.

    14 years ago at 7:06 am
  4. Obamawearscargos

    Wait, so every weekend you run around a track, blacked out, in expensive clothing?

    14 years ago at 11:42 pm