What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
Easy there, chief. You’d think the top Navy Seal would know the difference between ‘gorilla’ and ‘guerilla’ warfare. You going hunting for Al-Qaeda at your local zoo?
^^^ I believe my work here is done. ^^ I wish I knew what that was about, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Especially the part where guerrilla warfare somehow became a warfare against gorillas.
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13 years ago at 10:50 amHe busts more nuts than you do, where’s your leg to stand on now?
13 years ago at 10:55 amProbably still there if he isn’t busting his nut
13 years ago at 11:20 amProbably is just a guess, where’s your leg to stand on now?
13 years ago at 11:24 amYour mother is helping me with my balancing problem.
13 years ago at 11:30 amMy mother is not a physical therapist, where’s your leg to stand on now?
13 years ago at 11:32 amIn her mouth.
13 years ago at 11:33 amMy mom doesn’t have a mouth like Steve Tyler, where’s your leg to stand on now?
13 years ago at 11:34 amJust stop dude, for real, you were out of legs to stand on like 6 comments ago.
13 years ago at 11:35 amWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
13 years ago at 12:42 pmYou’re a bird, not a killer… where’s your leg to stand on now?
13 years ago at 12:46 pmEasy there, chief. You’d think the top Navy Seal would know the difference between ‘gorilla’ and ‘guerilla’ warfare. You going hunting for Al-Qaeda at your local zoo?
13 years ago at 12:48 pm^^^ I believe my work here is done. ^^ I wish I knew what that was about, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Especially the part where guerrilla warfare somehow became a warfare against gorillas.
13 years ago at 12:50 pmActually that was a cut and paste from another idiot many months ago…
13 years ago at 12:51 pmI wonder if his secret network of IP hacking spies took care of the obvious threat against our nation through TFM
13 years ago at 12:53 pmI’ll bet the Commodore was also the Private Pyle of his pledge class.
13 years ago at 2:53 pm^^^^^^^I hope those innocent gorillas fuck you in the ass.
13 years ago at 4:28 pmNo such thing as an innocent gorilla, those mother fuckers always steal shit and run out in front of your car
13 years ago at 5:13 pm^^^^^^^^^guerilla*
13 years ago at 7:57 pmSticking it in any hole you see. TFTC
13 years ago at 7:41 pmIf you experience an erection lasting longer than 3 hours, consult you physician immediately.
13 years ago at 11:01 amConsult me physician?
13 years ago at 11:10 am^ You’re the worst kind of person.
13 years ago at 11:12 amIf you experience an erection lasting longer than 3 hours, call more women.
13 years ago at 12:14 pm^the wrong Kid died.
13 years ago at 1:29 pm^^^ No, you’re the worst kind of person. Where’s your leg to stand on now?
13 years ago at 5:00 pm^^ I don’t have a sense of smell
13 years ago at 7:06 pm^^ First thing FIRSTpostOX has ever said that didn’t make me wanna dismember him.
13 years ago at 11:42 pmTCharlieSheenM
13 years ago at 11:24 amBeing addicted to masturbation. NF.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmI don’t want to have to buy a Batman costume.
13 years ago at 11:29 pm“Well ever since the elephant walks back at PIKE, I decide that I will no longer just waste my crotch-handshake induced boners.”
13 years ago at 12:26 pmAs a Pike, I can guarantee that my pledge class was hazed less than any other pledge class on campus, so you can seriously go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 12:41 pmAlso, as a Pike, I won’t deny that I’m not afraid to get frisky with my brothers.
13 years ago at 12:48 pm^^ Getting hazed less than other houses on campus. TNonHazingFriendshipClubM.
13 years ago at 1:45 pm^^^Pike angry. Pike go get handjob from pledge brother.
13 years ago at 2:14 pmIt’s this guy and his chapter that give us a bad name…
13 years ago at 2:47 pmWho didn’t love handjob pledge? He was every lonely pledge’s best friend. Such fond memories
13 years ago at 8:27 am^^^ and ^^
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13 years ago at 1:25 pmTBoneDaddyM
13 years ago at 2:37 pmGreatest TFM comments to date.
13 years ago at 2:40 pmBoneDaddy ODing on his dad’s viagra. RFM.
13 years ago at 11:30 pmIs your dad one of the top 250 wealthiest men in Nebraska? I didn’t think so.
13 years ago at 8:37 pmwho cares?
13 years ago at 10:35 amHow the FUCK is this a TFM? AGAIN. What is this kid, 12? So that makes the intern, 14?
13 years ago at 2:54 pmI’m having a hard time understanding your logic.
13 years ago at 9:36 pm^agreed
13 years ago at 1:42 amalways waisting boners !!!!
13 years ago at 2:55 pmI think sasha did something here without even realizing it. Good job buddy
13 years ago at 6:43 pm^^^
13 years ago at 6:48 pmlol doods thx !!!!
13 years ago at 7:24 pmWasting boners. TFTC
13 years ago at 3:26 pm