1. FratHardPlayHard

      My mom doesn’t have a mouth like Steve Tyler, where’s your leg to stand on now?

      13 years ago at 11:34 am
    2. FratHardPlayHard

      Just stop dude, for real, you were out of legs to stand on like 6 comments ago.

      13 years ago at 11:35 am
    3. TheCommodore

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

      13 years ago at 12:42 pm
    4. GotEm

      Easy there, chief. You’d think the top Navy Seal would know the difference between ‘gorilla’ and ‘guerilla’ warfare. You going hunting for Al-Qaeda at your local zoo?

      13 years ago at 12:48 pm
    5. PhiPhiTill_IDie33

      ^^^ I believe my work here is done. ^^ I wish I knew what that was about, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Especially the part where guerrilla warfare somehow became a warfare against gorillas.

      13 years ago at 12:50 pm
    6. PhiPhiTill_IDie33

      I wonder if his secret network of IP hacking spies took care of the obvious threat against our nation through TFM

      13 years ago at 12:53 pm
    7. FreetoRAPE_

      No such thing as an innocent gorilla, those mother fuckers always steal shit and run out in front of your car

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
  1. calloffratty

    If you experience an erection lasting longer than 3 hours, consult you physician immediately.

    13 years ago at 11:01 am
    1. FlRSTpostOX

      ^^^ No, you’re the worst kind of person. Where’s your leg to stand on now?

      13 years ago at 5:00 pm
  2. Bro_penhagen

    “Well ever since the elephant walks back at PIKE, I decide that I will no longer just waste my crotch-handshake induced boners.”

    13 years ago at 12:26 pm
    1. FratHardPlayHard

      As a Pike, I can guarantee that my pledge class was hazed less than any other pledge class on campus, so you can seriously go fuck yourself.

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm
    2. FratHardPlayHard

      Also, as a Pike, I won’t deny that I’m not afraid to get frisky with my brothers.

      13 years ago at 12:48 pm
    3. HabitualFratter

      Who didn’t love handjob pledge? He was every lonely pledge’s best friend. Such fond memories

      13 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. One_if_by_Frat

      Is your dad one of the top 250 wealthiest men in Nebraska? I didn’t think so.

      13 years ago at 8:37 pm
  3. SigmaFratty

    How the FUCK is this a TFM? AGAIN. What is this kid, 12? So that makes the intern, 14?

    13 years ago at 2:54 pm