Jesus gets all this credit for turning water into wine. Hell, I turned $30,000 worth of student loans into a shit load of whiskey. TFM.

    1. DeerBeerandRear

      ^^^ It’s okay guys, he wipes his ass with twenty dollar bills and gets a new Tahoe once a week because he’s in a frat

      13 years ago at 6:32 am
  1. Pee Buttermore

    Don’t compare yourself to Jesus you fuckface. Get back to doing whatever the hell you Maryland natives do.

    13 years ago at 8:48 pm
  2. ShotgunBB

    I have no loans for undergrad or law school, and still throw down for an ungodly amount of alcohol. Leave you poor yankee.

    13 years ago at 8:50 pm
    1. Dorns_Boy_Toy

      If a “poor yankee” moved to the south, they would probably be considered rich considering how much cheaper EVERYTHING is.

      13 years ago at 12:21 am
  3. postgradfratter

    Student loans, NF. The fact that you didn’t use them for school… dumb

    13 years ago at 7:52 am