University of Michigan’s Athletic Department Catfishes Athletes…Um, What?

I’m not pretending I know anything about collegiate-level athletic training (or any athletic training for that matter), but last time I checked, “catfishing” your own athletes wasn’t part of the process. At the KeyBank Global Leaders Forum in Toledo on Friday, University of Michigan’s athletic director, Dave Brandon, shared his little training tactic with the world. He had a random hot girl contact the athletes via several social media websites in order to teach them about the “dangers of social media.” Brandon even had the girl walk in on a meeting he called with the players. That couldn’t have been awkward or anything, considering their responses to her advances were apparently “wholly inappropriate.”

So what exactly was the intended lesson, here? Don’t respond to an attractive female making passes at you via the Internet because she was probably hired by your school’s athletic department to keep you from becoming the next Manti Te’o? I see what you did there, Michigan. Personally, if I were Brandon, I’d be more worried if a bunch of 20-year-old guys brimming with testosterone were leaving her messages unanswered.

[via Eleven Warriors]

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  1. General Frathound

    I guess that’s what it takes to recruit high level talent like Denard Robinson

    12 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. BrovWade

      ^^Wait I’m sorry, correct me if I’m wrong here, but did you or did you not just go 7-6 this year? And does Michigan or does Michigan not have the #1 recruiting class and the #1 running back recruit in the nation? Just checking.

      12 years ago at 4:58 pm
    2. Dennis Reynolds

      ^^^^ Michigan has the #6 recruiting class according to rivals (the only source that matters). And after watching them get deepthroated by the TIDE this season, they have a long way to go to get to the top.

      12 years ago at 8:26 pm
    3. Sparty

      Last time I checked Michigan was getting its assed pummeled by “lower ranked recruiting classes”

      12 years ago at 9:07 pm
    1. Sparty

      If you’re in the B1G and not a MSU or UM fan, either your football or basketball team is irrelevant. Have fun with sucking.

      12 years ago at 9:09 pm
    2. B1GoverSEC

      Guess what sparty, my team beat both UM and MSU in football. Nebraska will never be irrelevant in football so please fuck off

      12 years ago at 8:34 am
  2. Bro On the Fratio

    Ohio State was the only undefeated team left last I checked. Oh and their basketball squad is pretty damn spot on too.

    12 years ago at 1:06 am