University Of Minnesota Hazes New Chapters, Makes Them Live In Dorms
Believe it or not, the University of Minnesota actually is supportive of fraternity and sorority life on campus. I know. It’s unbelievable, but it’s actually true.
The school even has a Greek Community Strategic Task Force. That’s right. A university has a task force dedicated to expanding Greek life, not bringing it down. According to a report from the task force, the University would like to add 1,000 Greek members of the student body by 2018. There are a variety of steps the school is taking to reach their goal, one of which is hazing new chapters.
I know that sounds ridiculous, but it’s true. Well, not exactly true, but they’re hazing them as much as a university administration can. Two new chapters on campus, Chi Omega sorority and Theta Chi fraternity, will have “dedicated housing and meeting spaces” for the upcoming semester. The school isn’t giving these two new organizations grandiose chapter houses on prime real estate. Instead, they’re giving them dorms. This, of course, is part of the university’s plan to grow Greek Life.
“A part of that growth strategy was to have incubator space for new chapters,” said Director of Housing and Residential Life Laurie McLaughlin.
Incubator space. Right. I get it, University of Minnesota. We never called it hazing either. I’ve always been a fan of using terms like “motivation” or “attitude adjustment.”
Obviously, the school’s real intent is to allow chapters to grow in size before they move into their own houses. Personally, I like my description of it better, but hey, to each his own.
[via Minnesota Daily]
So you guys have plenty of time to post this bullshit but not Fail Friday… I’m starting to think the intern wears sebagos and is a pussy creep fuck.
12 years ago at 12:16 pm^
12 years ago at 12:24 pmThe Intern still hasn’t posted Fail Friday. I know. It’s unbelievable, but it’s actually true.
12 years ago at 12:18 pmGive me Fail Friday…..
12 years ago at 12:20 pmI heard the intern advocates gun control. Fuck that guy
12 years ago at 12:23 pmThat’s strikes one and two right there. People who advocate for gun control basically hate America.
12 years ago at 3:57 pm^ Hating America isn’t all three strikes?
12 years ago at 6:26 pmMy thoughts on the intern when I’m waiting for FF.
12 years ago at 12:27 pmhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9usxvhB9s1rpf23po7_250.gif
As a UMN Greek, who also looked into those facilities for the past 4 years, the U is getting quite the boatload of cash in return for those meeting spaces. The jury is still out on them “helping” us.
12 years ago at 12:50 pmStarted out as a Greek Village. At least risk management won’t be a fucking nightmare.
12 years ago at 1:57 pmConsidering my university takes away letter houses for the slightest offenses, I think any school that doesn’t actively try to destroy greek life should be considered supportive. I think there are 4 fraternities with letter houses left (out of about 16) and 1 of those is on campus and another is made up of a bunch of goobers.
12 years ago at 2:41 pmThis is new freshmen housing in which 1/3 of the space is designated for Greek freshmen, not just for these 2 houses. Established fraternities have space in this dorm too that is separated from the GDI’s(I’m not kidding) so they can use this space if their house is already at capacity.
12 years ago at 12:59 pmthis is all takes place when they are not fighting polar bears and eskimos at their tundra of a fucking campus.
12 years ago at 11:42 amLets also add that the dorm is in the middle of row, all the Greek freshmen girls living next door.
12 years ago at 7:37 am