Women are like investments: get in at the ground floor, ride the wave, and then pull out before it all goes to shit. TFM.

  1. Damn Right

    Fantasy football is like investing. Get a player right before he starts to break out and then trade him at the peak of his season.

    14 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. MSNBGeed

      Two years ago you got in below 100, now they’re tipping the 400 mark. TFTC? (Too Fat To Care)

      14 years ago at 1:21 pm
  2. Bropenhagen

    Shorting certain slams after receiving a tip that they will go down within one day. Total Slam Broker Move.

    14 years ago at 1:00 pm
    1. Frat_Luis_Obispo

      Borrowing the slam only to return her at a later date after she loses value and you reap the profits. Nice move

      14 years ago at 5:37 pm
  3. Fratter_MD

    You sound like a swing trader. Real men find gems and invest in them long term. That is why I am married.

    14 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. The Piker

      Better diversify. One crash and that gem could lose you a lot of time and money.

      14 years ago at 2:14 pm
    2. Brofalo and Company

      More times than not, the ones you think are gems have had so many traders in them you don’t even know how to valuate them any more.

      14 years ago at 2:33 pm
    3. smart as fuck

      so you’re saying in 20 years your investment is going to be better then the day you first started investing? are you high?

      14 years ago at 4:48 pm
  4. AlphaSigTime

    Wall street is just a bunch of thieving assholes who don’t give a shit about our country. Getting rich off the backs of hard working middle class families. Its a shame!

    14 years ago at 2:17 pm
    1. Brother Jenkens

      if this is sarcasm, it was a weak effort.
      If you’re serious, your life is a weak effort.
      regardless, shut the fuck up

      14 years ago at 3:09 pm
    2. Brobert F Kennedy

      Dumb people getting fucked because they tried to make easy money and were in way over their head not understanding how volatile the system really is and how you can’t just invest in a booming market and not expect it to rupture eventually… NF

      14 years ago at 4:11 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      you’re right, we should take all of our money and give it to you for free for giving it a good effort… alphasigtime is whats wrong with america. If you want more, fucking work for it you jackass. Nobody gives a shit out about people who dont help themselves

      14 years ago at 4:56 pm
    4. The Blackout Bandit

      ^ Amen. You aren’t a victim and no one owes you anything. Shut your mouth

      14 years ago at 5:16 pm
    5. fratdaddy11

      I remember the first time I didn’t get an offer from an IB firm. Oh wait, I don’t…

      14 years ago at 11:44 am
  5. Constantine Chapter

    Jesus alphasig sounds like Obama’s campaign manager…the middle class fucking argument Obama loves to talk about…the middle class is lower now because he lowered the highest tax bracket to 75,000 dollars which in turn fucks the interior of our market…the wealthy…so now your underproducing democratic ass can call yourself middle class…even though you are poor whitetrash looking for a handout.

    14 years ago at 5:19 pm
    1. ilovegreek

      I agree that people should have to work for their money and not expect to live off someone else hard work but some people really are a victim and it’s more difficult for them to actually be successful. I was born with a golden spoon, my dad pays for my tuition, dues, car, even the gas that goes in my car and everything else. I have never worked a day in my life other than doing internships or volunteer work but everyone doesn’t have it as easy as I do.
      I used to be annoyed by the people who live off on government’s(my) money but after actually looking into their lives I realized that all odds are against them and it’s very difficult for them to be successful without any outside help.
      As a good Christian you are suppose to give money to the poor and help the less fortunate instead of keeping it all for yourself and being greedy with it. My dad loses a lot of money in taxes every year and as annoying as it is to watch all that go away, it makes it better knowing you’re doing your christian duty by helping the poor.

      14 years ago at 5:38 pm
    2. Fratent Pending

      CRY HARDER. Also, it’s awesome that you said “my” money about the money that you did nothing to get…so really your dad is to you what the GOVT is to the poor. Both think they are entitled.

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
    3. ilovegreek

      My dad’s money is my money, whether I earned it or not. It’s not charity, it’s called a parent doing his job and fulfilling his responsibility as a father. I’m going to law school next year and hopefully will be a successful lawyer and will make my own money but that doesn’t mean my dad won’t be my dad anymore just because I have a job.
      My family donates a lot to the poor and volunteers to help because god has blessed us with a lot more than what we need, and I was always taught giving back and helping others is the right thing to do.

      14 years ago at 6:03 pm
    4. Tallapoosa Snu

      are you sure you’re going to law school? Because you misused “suppose” and aren’t familiar with the phrase “silver spoon”… and generally you don’t have a good mastery of the english language. Along with “ilovegreek” as your username, I’m pretty sure you’re a high school junior that believes you’re worldly and intelligent because you were raised by people with money, but unfortunately, that’s not automatically the case. Your understanding of the responsibility of government is skewed, and most likely a product of what I expect is a midwest upbringing, because most are closet democrats who vote republican without actually knowing what they’re voting for, while still holding democratic ideals. Just dont talk, you sound like an idiot, and with your attitude, I’ll be paying your mortgage when you’re 40. Thanks and you’re welcome. Also, God is to be capitalized. I’m surprised you didn’t learn that as part of your christian ideals.

      14 years ago at 6:19 pm