Hearing your roommate piss into a gatorade bottle rather than leave the room because there were drunken zombies out there and by drunken zombies I mean blacked out actives who loved to haze. TPM.
If you’re older than him, and still a pledge.. you better lace the fuck up and start running. Because it doesn’t matter the age, you’re still a fucking pledge. and I’m fuckign drunk.
You’re so fucked
13 years ago at 1:25 pmYeah, but why the fuck did he include zombies in the description of the awesome fucking story?
13 years ago at 1:33 pmHalloween themed post I’m guessing? I thought it was pretty funny.
13 years ago at 2:05 pm^ You got it and great name by the way. Yeah my roommate was kind of a pussy back then.
13 years ago at 2:26 pmCommenting on your own post.
13 years ago at 10:11 amFucking pledge
Seems like there should be a period in there.
13 years ago at 1:32 pmRun-on sentences. TFTC?
13 years ago at 1:37 pmTime to go with Plan C
13 years ago at 1:48 pma push down the stairs.
13 years ago at 2:23 pmHazing the grammar out of pledges. TFM
13 years ago at 2:37 pmJust read it in the panic and fear-crazed inner voice you had as a pledge
13 years ago at 5:13 pmSHUT THE FUCK UP PLEDGE
13 years ago at 2:25 pmProbably older then you so why don’t you drop and give me 10 Ji and then fetch me some ice for my lemonade
13 years ago at 2:50 pmThan*
13 years ago at 2:59 pm^No he got it right the first time. Lace up your running shoes.
13 years ago at 3:56 pm^…No, the first then/than is wrong.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmIf you’re older than him, and still a pledge.. you better lace the fuck up and start running. Because it doesn’t matter the age, you’re still a fucking pledge. and I’m fuckign drunk.
13 years ago at 11:06 pm^ must have been halo’d out. Drunken trolling on TFM at 11 p.m. probably from your mom’s house? Your life depresses me.
13 years ago at 3:38 pmHoly run-on sentence, batman!
13 years ago at 2:25 pmThe fuck is this shit?
13 years ago at 2:35 pmTLloydChristmasM
13 years ago at 2:44 pmThis guy. ^
13 years ago at 3:28 pm“The bottle’s almost full and I’m not done going. I can’t stop goin once I’ve started…it stings!”
13 years ago at 6:06 pmWasting a perfectly good spitter because you are a pussy. NF.
13 years ago at 3:40 pmWhy waste a perfectly good spitter when you could use the window?
13 years ago at 4:02 pm^
13 years ago at 5:02 pmPissing out the window, TFM.
13 years ago at 7:49 amMake the pledges drink the gatorade piss
13 years ago at 5:40 pm