Coming home to dad smoking a cigar while cleaning his lambo. TFM.

  1. Steamboat Bill

    Please go kill yourself. Congrats, your dad drives an expensive car. Thank you for sharing that with the world. Feel better about yourself? My dad drives a fucking Ford Explorer, do I give a shit? No. He at least dresses better thats for sure.

    14 years ago at 11:50 pm
  2. CokeytheBear

    Great example of new money. Tell your pops to get a real car whenever his midlife crisis is over.

    14 years ago at 11:56 pm
    1. SPECOA

      I’m sorry, but if I can ever afford one on my own, I’ll buy a Lamborghini for myself, even if I don’t land on a Murcielago. They’re damn nice no matter how “frat” this site thinks they are. Y’all try way too hard to fit some ideological image of the quintessential old money fratstar. I guarantee that most of the people on this site are either new money themselves, or not even a part of the 1%.

      14 years ago at 12:56 am
    2. PTG Beauregard

      I’m sorry, but you clearly know fuck-all about cars if you think Lambos are the right thing to buy with your $350,000 or so. For that, you could get a far faster Ferrari that also handles better, or two Jaguar XKs (or XJs) that are both just as luxurious, but, you know, not new money, Eurotrash red-headed stepchildren of the supercar world.

      14 years ago at 2:33 am
    3. Theodore B Kelly

      PTG Beauregard: which “far faster Ferrari” are you referring to? There are only a handful of ferrari’s that can even keep up with a murcialago, let alone out run it, and they are all WAY more expensive. My grammar is probably poor, I don’t care.

      14 years ago at 12:43 pm
    4. PTG Beauregard

      The 458 Italia comes to mind. Sure, it’s not going to beat the Murcielago or Aventador off the line in a straight drag race–given that both Lambos have roughly equal torque to the Ferrari, but are lighter–but the second you throw a turn into the mix, the Ferrari’s going to smoke the Lambos. The Ferrari’s handling is far superior, and the double-clutch gearbox gives it smoother acceleration and deceleration. Plus, Ferrari’s have curves and some styling to their bodies–it’s not that tacky, boxy shit Lambo’s been cranking out forever. So if you want a boxy car that screams “new money” and can only go really fast in a straight line, get the Lambo. If you want a proper machine that’s got F1 heritage, better styling, and can do those silly luxurious things like handle curves, go with the Ferrari.

      14 years ago at 1:34 pm
    5. SPECOA

      Ferraris are way too overpriced. They’re nice, but the upkeep costs almost as much as a new one.

      14 years ago at 4:06 pm
    6. oprah_is_a_pyke

      ^^^ To which “far faster Ferrari” are you referring?
      *Murcielago
      That’s all I saw, carry on.

      14 years ago at 4:28 pm
    7. BrovarianMotorWorks

      ^^^ Couldn’t agree more. However, as much as I hate to admit it. If both cars were driven by inexperienced drivers, the Murcielago would be quicker then a 458. Lets be honest though, these cars are rarely pushed to their limits, let alone driven aggressively. Anyhow, If I had an extra 300k lying around you wouldn’t see me anywhere near one of those fucking overpriced Audi’s.

      14 years ago at 11:03 pm
    1. hellmaster

      There’s a joke in here somewhere regarding children having a pulse and Casey Anthony.

      14 years ago at 3:39 am
    1. smart as fuck

      Or their dad has better taste in automobiles. Lambo’s are new money and worthless. I could think of a hundred other vehicles to buy, not to mention a new 4×4 vehicle. H2s are garbage.

      14 years ago at 8:05 am
    1. All Natural Srat

      ^ this. Not everyone is fortunate enough to have been born into a family that started their fortune on southern plantations generations ago.

      New money might not be as “good” as old money, but it’s sure as hell better than the feeds occupying Wall Street. Good for his dad for getting an education and becoming a clearly successful doctor.

      I’m new money, too. My dad started his own business 12 years ago, and built it up into something quite profitable. Hard work ethic and the intelligence to run a successful business = FaF

      14 years ago at 3:39 pm