Mizzou Coach, Gary Pinkel, landing top recruit in the country after dropping by in a helicopter earlier in the week. TFM.

    1. 247frat

      If you only knew. Since my Hogs don’t play them, can the Tide rip them a new one for us?

      13 years ago at 11:34 pm
    2. Frat_Sajak

      TauPhiDelt is right. We all know, and we all are laughing about it. Give us a full season of being raped and we’ll be kicked into the shape we need to no longer be the SEC underdog. 2 seasons from now we’ll be strong, 3 we’ll be raping.

      13 years ago at 11:23 am
    3. dubstate

      ^Are you kidding me? You’re an idiot. It took South Carolina almost 10 years to win their first divisional championship, and you think Missouri is going to be “raping” in 3 seasons? You sir, are out of your mind. I just hope to God Green-Beckham enjoys losing. Missouri will be the new Vanderbilt.

      13 years ago at 11:11 pm
  1. Kansas Brohawks

    Missouri thinking they’re apart of the south just because they’ve joined the SEC? NF

    13 years ago at 10:03 pm
    1. Kansas Brohawks

      We don’t give a rats ass about football. We know we suck. But we’re still better than Missouri.

      13 years ago at 11:35 pm
    2. RayBans and Croakies

      Gang banging brohawk because his school is better. TotalMissouriMove. Have fun getting butt fucked in the SEC.

      13 years ago at 2:37 pm
    3. Kansas Brohawks

      @Mizzourah this coming from someone who goes to a school where they can’t even spell their own fucking name? Ha good one sport.

      13 years ago at 7:11 pm
  2. Fratlanta GA

    Any other SEC school could have started simply with their coach’s name. The fact that you had to specify that Gary Pinkel is in fact Mizzou’s coach should show you that you are about to enter the hazement. Go fuckin Dawgs

    13 years ago at 10:23 pm
  3. 247frat

    Mizzou signed the biggest downfield decoy EVER. This will really help their QB not get sacked as much while he’s scrambling for his life against SEC defenses next year.

    13 years ago at 11:34 pm
    1. Capitalism

      Ah shit somebody learned how to copy or paste or i’m having deja vu. either way fuck mizzou fuck pinkel fuck dgb fuck the sec fuck you and fuck everybody that isn’t me. you might be 247 frats but thats probably just how many dudes you’ve sucked from every chapter. i give -247 fucks

      13 years ago at 11:39 pm
    2. piphinest

      ^You give at least six fucks. Also, what happened to your comma and shift buttons?

      13 years ago at 8:55 am
    3. Capitalism

      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Fu,,,Ck, oFf I cAn TyPe So GuD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

      13 years ago at 10:22 am
  4. KCbroyals

    Gary Pinkel is a fucker. Case in point: Making your wife make you a sandwich. TFM. Making your wife carry all the luggage from the car to the shuttle bus, while you sit on your ass in the airport parking lot at KCI. NF. Saw it happen.

    13 years ago at 7:07 am
    1. Frat_Sajak

      Is it really that much to ask for the ability to edit your own fucking comments and posts?! I swear, it can’t be that difficult to integrate into the site now can it?! Lacing up, damnit. I still stand by what I said though.

      13 years ago at 11:26 am