If your father has a Facebook chances are you're a huge GDI. TFM.

    1. Newbies

      if he’s using facebook/has to use facebook to do that then he’s a GDI. No way around it.

      14 years ago at 9:41 pm
    2. Costa Vision

      Newbies, besides the fact that your name is geed your comment is as well. My father’s practice benefits from the advertising he does via facebook. Sorry but that’s frat son.

      14 years ago at 12:00 pm
    1. John Frattrick

      I think the fact that he’s in a fraternity would make your gdi statement invalid, “bro”.

      14 years ago at 10:45 pm
    2. The Piker

      Why is your name Fratbook Pro? That is honestly the gayest name I have ever seen. Beyond the fact that Macs don’t tier their processors, they also don’t allow any self-reprogramming. Not knowing how to use a computer and buying something with OS-X to look as cool as a hipster, thats way more NF than my fraternity.

      14 years ago at 5:11 am
    3. tftc_12

      Yurman princess, stop talking already. You have already made a huge fool of yourself on the other wall. You’re too ditzy for anyone to put up with, and what’s sad is that I’m sure you act this ridiculous in real life too.

      14 years ago at 7:50 am
    4. The Piker

      Yurman Princess, my girlfriend received $1200 in jewelry and a weekend in NYC courtesy of me for christmas, and my parents’ got her a $500 RLBL coat. I respect her. You on the other hand, probably got a cockfull of cum in your throat from your “fratdaddy,” who went back home and got laid by his ex from high school. You are nothing more than a dumb slam, and you will be treated as such. Although I must say, your language is “totes” trendy.

      14 years ago at 7:57 am
    5. YEMX _USMC

      ^New money if I’ve ever seen it

      Knowing enough about computers to make a legitimate sounding argument. NF.

      Go back to your Code Red pike ass geed

      14 years ago at 8:08 am
    6. The Piker

      Knowing a lot about computers and making 26 per hour in my internship? TgdiM I guess. Learning something to support my personal endeavors while I get a degree in immunology is definitely NF.

      14 years ago at 8:13 am
    7. Davy Crockett

      The Piker,

      So you work in IT. Good for you. Now we know why you have such excessive amounts of time at your disposal with which to troll the posts of TFM.

      You may want to learn some manners along with your “sweet hacking skills” at your badass IT internship. Try clerking for a top law firm or investment bank; maybe then you can brag about how awesome your summer job is. You’ll learn some life skills other than rudely attacking girls on a website behind the cover of anonymity while the secretaries at the firm you work at make you their bitch.

      14 years ago at 9:44 am
    8. The Piker

      I actually do systems management for the largest natural gas corporation in the Northeast…Ever here of kicking poor GDIs off shale deposits and racking in millions?

      14 years ago at 9:45 am
    9. Davy Crockett

      Systems management is to IT as Document Reproduction Specialist is to copy bitch. Quit trying to show off how big your proverbial dick is on the internet and go actually kick some geeds off their shale deposits, if what you say is true.

      I would tell you to make sure and put that 26 bucks an hour to good use, but money can’t buy class.

      And don’t feel obligated to respond, sport. I’m done.

      14 years ago at 10:19 am
    10. The Piker

      I am almost certain AutoCad is nothing like IT, but you won’t read this anyway, so you will never understand. But if you do, look up Marcellus Shale…We took that over. Goodbye Sullivan County residents.

      14 years ago at 10:21 am
    11. The Piker

      Also, Crockett, your name is FaF, and USMC, I respect you, just not your opinion on being technologically knowledgeable.

      14 years ago at 10:25 am
    12. nattaboy

      He publicly humiliates you and you get on your knees to blow him, Piker? God you suck.

      14 years ago at 1:14 pm
    13. The Piker

      I’m not humiliated, I have different opinions, and apparently, a better job than him, since I have a subintern, but he thinks I should be someone’s bitch. I think working at a job that pays well is fratty, he doesn’t. Doesn’t mean he isn’t just as fratty, just means he would prefer a job related to his major, despite lower pay, in his summer months. I hate Mountain Dew, although I did find the Code Red comment funny. Furthermore, I am not insecure about my personal or family wealth, and I treat women who act intelligent and classy with respect, but not sorostitutes. Varying opinions on a website are not going to affect my own view of someone’s awesome name or military affiliation.

      14 years ago at 1:20 pm
    14. Fratpublican_Reagan

      Well he is a perfect example of why PIKE is a bad, scratch that, horrible fraternity. A true male in a respectable fraternity would never insult a female as he just did. The Piker, do us all a favor, get your cum bucket of a “fraternity” and go lay in traffic.

      14 years ago at 2:45 pm
    15. The Piker

      Why should I respect a person who acts like a child, regardless of sex? I see no reason to act friendly toward someone who judges me based on my brotherhood, without having any knowledge of my specific chapter. I responded to her in a manner that resembled the way she treats others. Had she come on and said, “we can’t judge every pike based on a reputation that he may have had nothing to do with,” I would not have said anything regarding the behavior I assumed she engages in. If someone judges me, I feel no remorse for being a dick in response.

      14 years ago at 3:08 pm
    16. The Piker

      Also, I am sick of all the Reagan-related names. Eisenhower was by far the best president, as far as conservative ideals and impact on the economy. His policies didn’t end up running us into the ground.

      14 years ago at 3:10 pm
    17. The Piker

      Bash me on something other than my fraternity. where do you go to school at? if its not SEC, then my brotherhood is definitely more legitimate than yours.

      14 years ago at 4:48 pm
    18. 1636

      “But if you do, look up Marcellus Shale…We took that over. Goodbye Sullivan County residents”

      Deep down I hope that isn’t how you actually feel. And hell, even if it is, learn how mineral rights work. Hope your boss doesn’t read tfm…

      14 years ago at 9:15 pm
    19. Nitro Hazelton

      That was too long to read, but all I got from that is pike sucks as usual, and that they are disrespectful to women. Show some class you stupid pikes.

      14 years ago at 2:20 am
    20. Hazewell

      Piker please stop making a fool or yourself and a mockery of OUR Fraternity. You have disrespected a lady for no real reason, and are making yourself look like a fool by boasting about how much money you make and have spent on this girlfriend of yours. Please do us all a favor and stop talking, in the bonds..

      14 years ago at 11:50 am
    21. Fratpublican_Reagan

      The Piker is honestly a GDI. Oh and to answer your question. I do attend school in the south. So fuck off.

      14 years ago at 2:41 pm
  1. Jacques Cousbro

    Dad retires at 50 with no need for a LinkedIn, and wants to kill some time seeing what Facebook is about. TFTC

    14 years ago at 10:49 pm