1. Admiral Fratcher

    I only charge if she spits. Then, if that’s the case, I take it to the local sperm bank (in a cup, of course) where I receive top dollar for my excrement.

    14 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. poloeverything

      You get money for your shit? I thought they only took sperm at the sperm bank

      14 years ago at 4:51 pm
    2. whiskeyriver

      It’s really just disrespectful when they spit. I always get overly offended.

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
    3. The Big LeFratski

      ^^^ I believe the term you are searching for, is ejaculant. And since you don’t know that, please don’t reproduce.

      14 years ago at 7:45 pm
    1. The Big LeFratski

      ^ What’s wrong with his english? While strange, it works. Take english 111 again.

      14 years ago at 7:46 pm
    2. RollTide121

      ^ You know you are right, it is a weird way to talk, but grammatically correct somehow. My apologies and laps will be taken

      14 years ago at 8:53 pm