Mizzou Protestors Need More Attention, Have Updated Their Insane List Of Demands
Aside from some political bickering at Missouri’s capital, the University of Missouri campus has been quiet lately. There have been no huge racial incidents, garbage human Melissa Click has kept a low profile, #ConcernedStudent1950 has…wait — crap.
On Wednesday, #ConcernedStudent1950, supposedly unhappy with how the campus is still being run, reissued demands it feels the university has not yet met. The demands are the same ones from when they were first issued back in October with more of an explanation for each one and an adorable Prezi presentation to go along with them.
Our demands have been reissued with reasoning as to why meeting them is imperative. https://t.co/wPQljx9FkP pic.twitter.com/6hzXt49kqs
— ConcernedStudent1950 (@CS_1950) February 24, 2016
I’d like to focus on the below:
Lucky for ConcernedStudent1950, I can make lists too. Here are questions that I demand #ConcernedStudent1950 answer:
– I see we’re capitalizing “Blacks” now? Is that AP style? MLA? Chicago/Turabian?
– I’m a Mexican-American male, but my skin is white, but my spirit is that of a 62-year-old Asian woman. Do I qualify?
– Can you explain “justifiable circumstances?” Say I decided to go for the Guinness World Record for consecutive weeks drunk and naked and I don’t take any of my final exams. Can I get that semester dropped?
– As we showed last week, protesting is hard work. How do you focus on grades and studying and homework when you’ve gotta be at the quad protest at 3 p.m. sharp?
– Prezi? Seriously?
– Where’s the part about Tim Wolfe announcing his white privilege? Didn’t think that’d be a good idea to bring up again?
– An increase of black faculty and staff campuswide to 10 percent by August 2016 sounds great! Should we look at their applications/resumes to see if they’re qualified or nah?
– 71 percent of the world is covered in water, yet roughly only 6 percent of the Mizzou campus is covered in water. Can I demand it be covered in at least 60 percent of water by 5:13 p.m. tomorrow?
They even want a damn statue put in place where the original protests happened.
@ClayTravis it is very real. They announced their new demands via Prezi. https://t.co/BjpWJSB46v pic.twitter.com/D0MVeD0OfY
— Kevin Reape (@KevinReape) February 24, 2016
The kids are getting out of control with these demands. What’s next?
Yes, Mizzou’s festering wound continues to fester. Personally, I’m a bigger fan of The Antlers demands (except for no. 2.):
.@Mizzou you have 72 hours before we lock ourselves in a dining hall pic.twitter.com/N2zCW4OvM3
— The Antlers (@The_Antlers) February 24, 2016
I’ll take Golden Girls over mid-Missouri strippers every single time, ya damn heathens..
Image via YouTube
…and if these demands aren’t met?
10 years ago at 12:08 amPeople who want to drop semesters for free are the same people who wonder why they can’t pay student loans with a social work degree. People like this always want someone else to foot the bill.
10 years ago at 12:09 amSome of this sounds pretty damn racist
10 years ago at 12:27 amIt blows my mind that fucking babies still draw this much attention at universities.
10 years ago at 1:42 amI’m laughing at the amount of debt these retards will acquire before 25 for not taking their education seriously
10 years ago at 9:06 amSending Mizzou further down the shitter than it already
10 years ago at 9:55 amheres an idea, kick the stupid, self-victimizing fucks out of school problem solved. They are causing problems with their demands because they think white people owe them something. Hey fuckers no one alive had anything to do with slavery. We are sorry it happened but being demanding shits doesn’t make us feel bad for you or want to help its just annoying
10 years ago at 10:47 amIf these oxygen thieves spent half as much time in class as they do on making posters they could amount to something other than further evidence that college isn’t for everyone.
10 years ago at 12:29 am