As a kid I once made sixty dollars at a lemonade stand. Nice neighborhood I guess. TFM.

13 years ago
  2. Yours Truly

    This sounds eerily similar to a Warren Buffett story. AND its from Nebraska, birthplace of the Oracle himself.

    13 years ago at 5:54 pm
  4. Year Around Frat

    When I was a kid I had to go fight in Korea. I almost got killed by them damn slant-eyes. Yeah fuck your lemonade

    13 years ago at 7:13 pm
    2. icehoused

      When you were a kid, I bet you were the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

      13 years ago at 10:50 am
  5. ReaganIsFaF

    One time I gave a hand-job in a movie theater for 15 bucks and a pack of cigarettes.

    13 years ago at 7:27 pm
  9. ArnoldPalmer777

    I bet your lemonade stand was near a lot of houses that couldn’t give candy out on Halloween huh?

    13 years ago at 10:35 am
  11. Oprah Is A Dyke

    As a kid, I pooped my pants at the local flea market and everyone was disgusted. Tough crowd I guess.

    13 years ago at 1:14 pm
    1. James Parks Fratwell

      ^ Some people just don’t understand, Oprah. As a kid, I once pooped in someone else’s pants. He didn’t think it was funny. Tough preacher I guess.

      13 years ago at 2:40 pm