University Of New Hampshire Declares The Word “American” Offensive

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Do you identify as an “American?” If you do, then stop it. Stop it right now. According to the University of New Hampshire, you are an ignorant bigot.

Last week, I wrote about the ridiculously long list of trigger warnings plaguing higher education. Just when I thought the “Inclusionary Language” shit-storm had already reached category five, UNH decided to take things to a whole new level.

In a “Bias-Free Language Guide” posted by the university, the word American is deemed offensive because it fails to recognize South America.

From The College Fix:

“North Americans often use ‘American’ which usually, depending on the context, fails to recognize South America,” the guide states. “American assumes the U.S. is the only country inside these two continents.”

The guide recommends terms such as “U.S. citizen,” “resident of the U.S.” and “North American or South American” as “preferred.”

Here are some other hateful words the university urged its constituents to stop using, encouraging students and faculty to use the “preferred” terminology instead.

Problematic: Opposite sex. Preferred: Other sex.
Problematic: Homosexual. Preferred: Gay, Lesbian, Same Gender Loving
Problematic: Normal … healthy or whole. Preferred: Non-disabled.
Problematic/Outdated: Mothering, fathering. Preferred: Parenting, nurturing.
Problematic/Outdated: Obese, overweight people. Preferred: People of size.

It’s not like this is some friendly heads up published by the university to appease an overzealous student rights club, either. This shit is being enforced, and we’ve reached the point where professors are afraid to teach.

From The Fiscal Times:

The most recent to find himself not the last up against the wall in this anti-free speech revolution is “Edward Schlosser,” a professor writing under a pseudonym at Vox, for reasons that become apparent almost immediately. Schlosser admits that he lives in fear of students who share his political point of view, and has to change his curriculum continuously to keep from running afoul of their potential for hurt feelings.

He worries that an accusation will involve a lack of sensitivity to one individual’s “feelings,” or as Schlosser puts it, “some simple act of indelicacy that’s considered tantamount to physical assault … center[ed] solely on how my teaching affected the student’s emotional state.” Even if the instruction delivered is “absolutely appropriate and respectful,” any wounded emotions will “get a teacher in serious trouble” on today’s college campuses.

The “Inclusionary Language” movement has moved beyond a violation of our basic human right to freedom of speech. With professors afraid of doing their jobs, the very education of American (yeah, I said it) college students is now at stake.

The PC train continues to rumble across the countryside, leaving a trail of trigger warnings, lengthy pamphlets, and out of work professors behind it. When it rolls through your campus, I ask all of you, obese or healthy, straight or homosexual, mothering or fathering, to take a stand.

**UPDATE**

Following the publication of this article, the president of the University of New Hampshire published a statement saying the “well-meaning effort to be ‘sensitive’ proves offensive to many people, myself included.”

“While individuals on our campus have every right to express themselves, I want to make it absolutely clear that the views expressed in this guide are NOT the policy of the University of New Hampshire. I am troubled by many things in the language guide, especially the suggestion that the use of the term ‘American’ is misplaced or offensive. The only UNH policy on speech is that it is free and unfettered on our campuses. It is ironic that what was probably a well-meaning effort to be ‘sensitive’ proves offensive to many people, myself included.”

— UNH President Mark W. Huddleston

The guide, published by UNH officials, has since been removed from the university website.

[via The College Fix, The Fiscal Times]

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  1. RAW DOG ASSASSIN

    The first amendment protects my right as an American to say whatever the fuck I want. UNH can suck my balls and go join Canada

    10 years ago at 3:41 pm
    1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

      I’m a UNH student who is currently making a Walmart run to buy fireworks and American flags. I will then print out 9 copies of the Declaration of Independence and nail one on each dean’s office door. Why? BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

      10 years ago at 4:21 pm
      1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

        update

        It has been taken off the website and our president, Mr Huddleston, said it was never meant to be published. Steve holt’s brother must work for UNH

        10 years ago at 9:36 pm
      1. ZeteNJ

        FIJI with it’s most prestigious alumni Dan “Jack Hammer” Re…gester, definitely NF

        10 years ago at 11:12 am
  2. Saber and Key

    Now I don’t know about everyone here, but to me “people of size” sounds much more offensive than “obese.” “Obese” is a recognized medical term, how the hell is it offensive?

    10 years ago at 3:43 pm
    1. That Last Beer

      Yeah I thought people frowned upon saying “gay” because it can be used as a slur. Is “homosexual” now offensive because it has “sex” in it? God only knows what can offend someone these days.

      10 years ago at 5:33 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Careful about using the “G” word. The PC Police might get you for offending atheists.

        10 years ago at 8:45 am
    2. Ass Buster

      I have a best bud who struggles with his weight, and he knows he’s fat. Don’t fucking call him a “person of size” or he might just sit on you. Don’t fucking call him anything but his name, for that matter, and he will return the favor. Real people don’t fucking need political correctness. Just treat them like you want to be treated and everything will be all right.

      10 years ago at 11:32 pm
    3. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Same goes for homosexual while we’re here. It is the technical, scientific term. If you don’t like it, then don’t believe in science, because you’re an idiot anyway. Boom, simple solution.

      10 years ago at 8:44 am
    4. ZeteNJ

      The most dumb aspect of the weight thing is that they try to argue, “overweight,” varies by culture. Nah, I’m pretty sure there’s a medical definition of being overweight and obese, and it applies still applies if you come from a culture of chubby chasers.

      10 years ago at 11:14 am
  3. Ghost of George Halas

    A little part of me dies inside every time I read articles like this

    10 years ago at 3:43 pm
  4. maroonandgold

    “Same gender loving” is preferred to homosexual. The fuck? What happened to this country? These people call themselves liberal, but go against the very foundation of the left-wing.

    10 years ago at 3:49 pm
    1. Ass Buster

      There is such a thing as redneck gays, and I know some. They would spit their beer and dip spit on somebody who called them “same gender loving!” They would also kick the shit out of anybody who disrespected them in ANY way and spit chaw on them. They are tough and mean and about as politically correct as Donald Trump. Call them men. That will do well enough. Respect people and give them space and you don’t have to be “politically correct” whatever the fuck that means.

      10 years ago at 11:40 pm
  5. Beecher1843

    I’m from a small town central Illinois. If I call myself Illinoan does that suggest people from Chicago aren’t? No it does not and this is just plain stupidity.

    10 years ago at 3:58 pm
  6. JackDawson

    I’ve actually had that thought before myself. But fuck NH this is dumb, and we’ll call ourselves American dammit. Other countries, call us when you’ve been the leader of the winning side in two world wars and we’ll talk about it.

    10 years ago at 4:01 pm