Assuming this is maple syrup and also assuming the quality is grade C maple syrup…i will kill Rosie but make Oprah watch. I will then choose to fuck Oprah and marry my mother
I always say, you go through two pledgeships in your life. The first one, of course, is in college. The second one? When fucks like you graduate and go out in the real world only to find that you’re the same as everyone else. You want to act like you’re superior to the guy interviewing you? Good luck landing that job, you try hard fuck. Good luck working toilet shit duty at Target for the rest of your life.
hey SECGreek-
“Was willing to put down money that someone would say something like this, given his TFM. Why do you dumb fucks take everything so seriously?”
does that sound familiar you fucking hypocrite?
TDwightSchruteM.
13 years ago at 8:57 pmTPierceBushM
13 years ago at 8:59 pmTDwightBushM
13 years ago at 10:07 pmTPierceSchruteM
13 years ago at 1:53 pmTAnyoneM
13 years ago at 9:17 pmTStepBrothersM
13 years ago at 9:18 pm^
13 years ago at 10:58 amBeat me to it.
13 years ago at 6:00 pm“Oprah, Rosie Odonnel, your mom. Kill one, marry one, fuck one. Go”
13 years ago at 9:19 pmKill Rosie O’Donnel, fuck Oprah, marry my mom.
13 years ago at 9:42 pmKill Rosie, Kill Oprah, bring in McCoy for the inevitable.
13 years ago at 10:02 pmcan you clarify how the killing would take place?
13 years ago at 10:10 pmBy burying them in the ground, pouring syrup on their heads, and letting ants slowly eat their flesh.
13 years ago at 10:50 pmAssuming this is maple syrup and also assuming the quality is grade C maple syrup…i will kill Rosie but make Oprah watch. I will then choose to fuck Oprah and marry my mother
13 years ago at 11:09 pmMarry, kill, then fuck Rosie O’Donnel. Fuck, Marry, then kill Oprah. and Bang my mom
13 years ago at 11:15 pm^i believe something was done here
13 years ago at 1:55 pmMcCoy would simply bang all three, then never speak to them again.
13 years ago at 7:45 amI always say, you go through two pledgeships in your life. The first one, of course, is in college. The second one? When fucks like you graduate and go out in the real world only to find that you’re the same as everyone else. You want to act like you’re superior to the guy interviewing you? Good luck landing that job, you try hard fuck. Good luck working toilet shit duty at Target for the rest of your life.
13 years ago at 9:20 pmThought finals were over, not sure why I’m constantly seeing adderall rage still.
13 years ago at 10:05 pmSummer classes, I can’t help it.
13 years ago at 10:08 pmI. Need. Adderall.
13 years ago at 10:11 pmhey SECGreek-
13 years ago at 12:07 am“Was willing to put down money that someone would say something like this, given his TFM. Why do you dumb fucks take everything so seriously?”
does that sound familiar you fucking hypocrite?
Busted like a premature ejaculator.
13 years ago at 12:22 amLikeaFratOuttaHell: I feel ya, man.
13 years ago at 12:29 amThis man went out of his way to stalk my posts until he got me.
You got me, champ. Adderall is a hell of a drug.
13 years ago at 1:17 amWouldn’t right now be intercession, not summer classes? TSomeonefailedaclassM.
All good though happens to the best of us
13 years ago at 2:37 amSimply get the girl your fucking so shitfaced she dosnt realize how small you dick got. But really though how the fuck do you get rid of addy dick
13 years ago at 6:49 am^ It’s called Maymester. You must have just graduated or go to ITT tech
13 years ago at 12:43 pmMan I don’t even know. When i piss I look down and wonder why Mr. Pecker’s so cold. I mean, he shouldn’t be cold, it’s summer, right?
Someone help me out here, i’m going nuts. And i’ve been shaking dry for like, 20 minutes now?
13 years ago at 12:05 amOne could try: getting a hard, taking said addy, watching porn until the slam arrives, then getting down to business.
13 years ago at 3:41 pm^^How bout by writing a column about it….like the one we’ve been waiting for.
13 years ago at 6:33 amWe will be interviewing as a team
13 years ago at 11:23 pmYou gotta flip that mothafucka. Topsy-turvy that shit. TLarryDavidM
13 years ago at 5:53 amOH HERRO PREASE. I BUY TWO BRACK PORO SHORTS, YES? NO BRACK PORO? FUCCCCCKKKKKAAAYYYYUUUUUU
13 years ago at 12:06 am^ Made me laugh!
13 years ago at 12:30 amFucking the interviewer. TFM.
13 years ago at 4:10 pm