The only protection I use in the bedroom is the .357 in my nightstand. TFM.

    1. colliebros

      This. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice, unless your using a .45 then one is all you need.

      13 years ago at 12:53 am
    2. fraterati

      I doubt you, as the robber, could tell the difference between getting shot by a 357 mag or a 45

      13 years ago at 10:23 am
    3. drill_frat_drill

      That “pussy” .357 has more knock down force and better ballistics than a .45, laps all around.

      13 years ago at 10:47 am
    1. brobane

      Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman’s pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman’s pussy that you should see.

      13 years ago at 11:28 am
  1. ChaseNtail

    Shooting twice is silly. TFM but on that note, 2 in the chest 1 in the head. Too Texan To Care

    13 years ago at 9:30 pm
    1. Fratfaced

      Two in the chest, one in the head. A TFM in general. Federal Air Marshals being told that this is the only route they are allowed to take if they draw their weapon. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 2:14 am
    2. loffy

      The double tap is frowned upon by the Geneva Conventions. We prefer to note it in the written statement as a controlled pair.

      13 years ago at 10:59 am
    1. BROnonia_Docet

      especially if she’s had more black dick in her than the fat Kardashian sister.

      13 years ago at 11:22 am
  2. Lt Aldo Raine

    100% success rate in preventing pregnancy. Warning: This product does not protect against STDs

    13 years ago at 10:06 am
  3. Year Around Frat

    Cum girl, I said go and get your pussy wet. Don’t play with me, don’t play with me, don’t play with me, I SAID BITCH DON’T PLAY WITH ME!!! *BANG*

    13 years ago at 2:56 pm