Having an instant hangover cure when your roommate is an EMT. TFM.

  1. sleepwhenimdead

    I wanna turn on the fan and watch it pull the IV out and you will squirt blood everywhere.

    14 years ago at 4:37 pm
    1. volvotom

      Let’s just remember from 6th grade science that venous blood does not squirt but oozes.

      14 years ago at 4:39 pm
  2. fratitat

    Why the fuck are you living with an EMT?

    Sounds like your school offers nursing degrees, sounds pretty fratty to me.

    14 years ago at 5:40 pm
    1. bubbahog

      The guy in the picture is a paramedic/student. EMT’s don’t get to use needles.

      14 years ago at 1:46 pm
    2. Hazing Chairman

      What decent school doesn’t offer nursing? And why do you have any reason to hate on this guy.

      14 years ago at 5:07 pm
    3. ryanbg

      Actually, in most states, EMT-Bs can use IVs if they are working and licensed, and have the proper training. I’m an EMT-B

      14 years ago at 10:56 am
    4. TheCommodore

      “School offers nursing degrees” So he goes to a University? You’re fucking moron. Does your school offer automotive repair degrees? Enjoy University of Phoenix, jerkoff.

      14 years ago at 11:13 am
    1. TexanbytheGrace

      I created an account for the sole purpose of doing ^this. thats fucking clutch.

      14 years ago at 4:23 pm