Always finding the best looking cashier when buying condoms. TFM.

    1. brostock

      I know baseball is the great American pastime and I respect the shit out of it, but basketball is a far more exciting sport to watch.

      13 years ago at 2:23 am
    2. Fraterick Southgate

      Thunder win on the road next game, and come back home game 6 to take it all.

      13 years ago at 7:14 am
  1. SigNuPussy

    I only get free condoms from University Health Services because I’m a baller on a budget, and I would not have intercourse with any of those dinosaurs.

    13 years ago at 3:51 pm
    1. southerncostas

      Pull and pray puts you in the perfect position to blow your load on her tits

      13 years ago at 8:00 pm
    1. WhiskeyAndBeer

      “An” would actually be correct if you’re pronouncing it as an acronym.

      13 years ago at 4:38 pm
    1. Fratrick Swayze 1856

      Know what it’s called when they do that? It’s called a “soup kitchen”

      13 years ago at 12:09 am
  2. Ted Nugent is TFTC

    I have a small dick so I usually try to find an aisle with an old man working the register.

    13 years ago at 11:30 pm