FRAT POLICE to Dispatch: I have one Caucasian male in custody, street name is “Tyler TX Frats hard”, I’ll be taking him downtown for allegedly trying to hard.
DISPATCH: 10-4
The disturbance in which I responded to was “Tyler” only has open windows because he likes “natural light.” Natural Light could simply be an alcoholic beverage or he uses “natural light” as code for an illegal drug which requires him to open his windows. We are looking into this matter further, with any other question please contact our P.R. Office. Thanks.
“See, you’ll notice that my post about one form of light also references a popular beer among college students. It also implies that I drink this beer. They’re gonna think I’m so frat!”
Pretty sure I’ve seen something like this. Your name sucks!
13 years ago at 8:19 pmTrying hard or hardly trying?
13 years ago at 8:32 pm^Hard trying
13 years ago at 8:44 pm^ that wasn’t an option.
13 years ago at 8:02 amMaking up your own answer on a multiple choice test. RFM.
13 years ago at 8:21 amFRAT POLICE to Dispatch: I have one Caucasian male in custody, street name is “Tyler TX Frats hard”, I’ll be taking him downtown for allegedly trying to hard.
13 years ago at 8:40 pmDISPATCH: 10-4
^ What exactly is he trying to hard?
13 years ago at 8:47 pm^^trying to harden?
13 years ago at 9:12 pmThe disturbance in which I responded to was “Tyler” only has open windows because he likes “natural light.” Natural Light could simply be an alcoholic beverage or he uses “natural light” as code for an illegal drug which requires him to open his windows. We are looking into this matter further, with any other question please contact our P.R. Office. Thanks.
13 years ago at 9:22 pmI’ve got to say, I feel this troll might have some real potential.
13 years ago at 9:25 pm^Yes. Creative, never been done. I like it.
13 years ago at 10:19 pm^ and ^^
13 years ago at 11:56 amI (likooke himm
13 years ago at 5:06 pmTyler Texas sucks.
13 years ago at 9:09 pm^
13 years ago at 9:46 pmBull shit Tyler is the fucking shit!
13 years ago at 12:07 am“See, you’ll notice that my post about one form of light also references a popular beer among college students. It also implies that I drink this beer. They’re gonna think I’m so frat!”
It sucked a little less the first time it was posted: https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/728357
Oh, and Tyler is a shithole.
13 years ago at 9:27 pmWho the fuck are you?
13 years ago at 10:55 pmYep. The original post was much, much better.
13 years ago at 11:57 amWhat if it is dark out?
13 years ago at 10:25 pmI see what you did man.
13 years ago at 10:54 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto
13 years ago at 11:12 pmFucking try hard, what are you an ATO or a PIKE?
13 years ago at 11:18 pmThis has to be one of the stupidest things that I have seen on this site.
13 years ago at 12:56 am