My parents saw an $860 bartab on the statement. My dad told me I had better have gotten laid. I did. TFM.

    1. S.H. Mouse

      ohh Brohammad! that was the most original and witty comment I have ever heard!! Judging by the time, you must have been up all night thinking of that comment. The Order is the only way to go. Bro

      14 years ago at 6:48 am
    2. KA Rose

      Brohammad, clearly you’re mistaken and you need to clean that filthy mouth of yours. I’m sorry that you chose a less fortunate fraternity to be apart of. Kappa Alpha is nothing short of a combination of wonderful selective Southern Gentlemen.

      Kappa Alpha Order: There’s many fraternities, there is only one Order. <3

      14 years ago at 7:19 pm
  1. johnny rebel

    if they saw the statement, you better have been using your dad’s card. sending your statement to your parents’ is weak unless they pay it directly for you

    14 years ago at 7:42 am
    1. Fratter Than YOU

      No shit its on the rents statement. Can you not comprehend what you read? Use your brain you stupid queef.

      14 years ago at 9:53 pm
    1. Kappa Alpha

      No, I buy drinks for all the slampieces because I don’t give a fuck how much I spend.

      14 years ago at 6:17 pm