I don't break up with my girlfriends, I downgrade them to slampiece status. TFM.

    1. Fratpack

      Ok, you’re a feminist and that’s adorable, but this is a time for the men to talk and the women to listen. It’s a lot like every other situation. Now go clean off your keyboard, because I’m sure it has water from the kitchen on it. And don’t get mad at me, just be happy we let you vote and drive.

      14 years ago at 12:56 am
    2. Feminist

      Hahaha. Much amused.
      Well, even if you guys are chauvinists thank god you are funny!

      14 years ago at 8:22 am
  1. Cowgirls in Pearls

    I feel like this is really funny… and I’m a girl.
    Tell me you don’t hook up with your ex’s after a “breakup.” Come on, you know it happens.

    14 years ago at 12:44 pm
  2. Littleton Waller Hazewell

    from one john to another from the great state of alabama you just stated my lifelong philosophy of degredation.

    14 years ago at 12:28 pm