If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in delta airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 Today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 Today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in lehman brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 Today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-keg.
this is what I tell liberals
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
When the economy started tanking, I immediately took luxury expense stock and transferred the cash into stocks for companies that sell cheap beer, cheap cigarettes, cheap basic goods (walmart), companies that make products that bypass the need for outsourcing labor (home depot and auto parts stores), pharmaceutical companies (depression and pain medications, overuse of health benefits due to termination and severance) and long term necessities (johnson & johnson and kimberly clark) and mopped up… having enough common sense to financially benefit from a depression, just like my grandfather did. TFM.
Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. Total traffic fell 3.5 percent to 55.9 billion miles in April in those states. 56 Billion miles not being driven in just one month in just 4 states – The Detroit News. Multiply that by the rest of the states and more than one month. A happy medium is best for business so consumers don’t care how far and how often they drive.
If your father actually was the ceo of an oil company, you would know by now that the price of oil has been dropping basically since memorial day. Good try though.
Because your dad is the CEO of an oil company. I get it, original.
14 years ago at 1:36 pm^
14 years ago at 4:07 pmhe could also be a hedge fund manager. Those are the guys that manipulate the market, but then again it says he’s from South Carolina
14 years ago at 11:07 pmThis is fucking stupid. You don’t become/stay rich by spending senselessly, you become one by spending wisely
14 years ago at 1:42 pmOr his family has oil on their land.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmHaha this one went right over your head pal.
14 years ago at 5:00 pmWhy? It just increases your cost, costs going down but keeping prices the same is FaF
14 years ago at 1:51 pmIf you had purchased $1,000 of shares in delta airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 Today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 Today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in lehman brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 Today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
14 years ago at 1:52 pmheavily & recycle. It is called the 401-keg.
^this
14 years ago at 1:53 pmGolden
14 years ago at 1:59 pmThis is great. TFM pledge needs to put this on the wall.
14 years ago at 4:11 pmthis is what I tell liberals
14 years ago at 4:47 pmA recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Why do you say that to liberals?
14 years ago at 4:55 pmFUCK YEAH!
14 years ago at 8:01 pmWhen the economy started tanking, I immediately took luxury expense stock and transferred the cash into stocks for companies that sell cheap beer, cheap cigarettes, cheap basic goods (walmart), companies that make products that bypass the need for outsourcing labor (home depot and auto parts stores), pharmaceutical companies (depression and pain medications, overuse of health benefits due to termination and severance) and long term necessities (johnson & johnson and kimberly clark) and mopped up… having enough common sense to financially benefit from a depression, just like my grandfather did. TFM.
14 years ago at 8:22 pmDAL closed at 12.00 1 year ago
14 years ago at 5:21 pmAIG closed at 36.95 1 year ago
Lehman, wow you picked one fucking company that went bankrupt.
Somebody got an A in eco.
14 years ago at 8:23 pmThis is horrible.
And in regards to the Video that was posted about 30 minutes ago. What the fuck was that shit?
14 years ago at 1:53 pmThe pledge is fucking up big time. Frat ghost, then that shit.
14 years ago at 5:45 pmjohn arnold has the other side, i’m sure.
14 years ago at 2:11 pmWe trade with JA. He’s the definition as FaF.
14 years ago at 3:11 pmas = of (day drinking)
14 years ago at 3:12 pmI hope you realize that the higher prices get, the more conservatively the world drives and less gas is sold.
14 years ago at 2:28 pmgas is one of the most inelastic goods out there, driving conservative does not change the fact that people are DRIVING dipshit
14 years ago at 6:50 pmMichigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. Total traffic fell 3.5 percent to 55.9 billion miles in April in those states. 56 Billion miles not being driven in just one month in just 4 states – The Detroit News. Multiply that by the rest of the states and more than one month. A happy medium is best for business so consumers don’t care how far and how often they drive.
14 years ago at 7:11 pmDon’t get me wrong, increasing oil company earnings. TFM. Transferring another $1T to the Middle East this year. NF.
14 years ago at 3:17 pmIf your father actually was the ceo of an oil company, you would know by now that the price of oil has been dropping basically since memorial day. Good try though.
14 years ago at 3:47 pmI’m a child of divorce, give me a break!
14 years ago at 4:22 pmIs that Ivana Trump? No Patrick, I mean Marcus…don’t be stupid. Why would Ivana be at Texarkana?
14 years ago at 7:29 pm