Having your heart broken in second grade and extracting revenge upon every girl from there on out. TFM.

  1. Chipper_Jones

    Forcing 2 wives to leave you and taking it out on female restaurant workers. RFM.

    13 years ago at 8:54 am
  2. Danny Devitbro

    Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.”

    13 years ago at 11:14 am