I want to take the combined works of Seth MacFarlane, Ted included, and bag them up with four thousand deer ticks, dump them in an unventilated basement with rusty upturned nail flooring, and spray them with battery acid so their tick wounds fester and the tetanus slowly eats away at their nervous system.
Yeah, I really fucking hate Seth MacFarlane. I mean, the Cleveland Show? Come the fuck on. I might be a lowly Chili’s vermin, but even I know that he’s an undisputed hack.
Seth MacFarlane is actually the epitome of TFTC. When he created Family Guy, it was hilarious. While he is extremely funny, he realized that Fox and other people will still pay him a shitload of money for doing way less work. He also realized that people will laugh at stupid and vulgar shit. He barely works on Family Guy anymore. He just voices the characters and has a bunch of shitty writers make the episodes. As long as his name is on it, he still makes money. He didn’t even do much for the Cleveland Show. As long as his name gets put on it, the money still goes his way. The show he’s been working on most lately has been American Dad, and it shows because American Dad is way funnier right now than Family Guy or The Cleveland Show. Also, Ted should be hilarious.
^ I skipped to the last sentence, vomited, then called the local Elementary School to tell them there might be a very special boy needing remedial classes (who might be just a little older than the other children.)
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12 years ago at 8:31 pmDamn you
12 years ago at 8:31 pm^^ T-frist
12 years ago at 9:36 pmFirst
12 years ago at 8:31 pmYUUUUPP
12 years ago at 8:31 pm^this motherfucker…
12 years ago at 6:39 am^^Love this post
12 years ago at 9:30 pmhis green pants. FaF.
12 years ago at 8:34 pmAnd he’s fat!
12 years ago at 8:41 pmJoe’s racist van. TFM.
12 years ago at 8:36 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81S5sm1U2RU
^ That.
12 years ago at 8:51 pmThe first ever Family Guy TFM. This website has reached a new low.
12 years ago at 8:57 pmAgreed. ‘Tis a sad day for TFM indeed.
12 years ago at 10:38 pmExactly. The intern and original poster must both be in high school.
12 years ago at 1:18 amPetter Griffin is the epitome of a GDI. This is the begging of the end for TFM
12 years ago at 9:15 pm^ Begging. NF.
12 years ago at 9:22 pmbreaking the rules and spelling beginning the way you want. Faf
12 years ago at 9:39 pm^^^But his actions are FaF get drunk all the time, bang a hot wife, and piss people off.
12 years ago at 10:05 pm^ he knows what’s up
12 years ago at 7:27 amPeter Griffin is the legacy after college years.
12 years ago at 9:18 pmSeth MacFarlane is a pussy.
12 years ago at 9:57 pmI want to take the combined works of Seth MacFarlane, Ted included, and bag them up with four thousand deer ticks, dump them in an unventilated basement with rusty upturned nail flooring, and spray them with battery acid so their tick wounds fester and the tetanus slowly eats away at their nervous system.
12 years ago at 10:02 pmThen what?
12 years ago at 12:44 amThen I’m going to hire Al Roker to diarrhea shit on them until they get blood poisoning and die.
You don’t look half bad in your picture by the way. (I’m not above complimenting women on the internet.)
12 years ago at 1:05 am^Damn that’s brutal Chili’s guy. I was going to stop at tetanus.
12 years ago at 1:06 amYeah, I really fucking hate Seth MacFarlane. I mean, the Cleveland Show? Come the fuck on. I might be a lowly Chili’s vermin, but even I know that he’s an undisputed hack.
12 years ago at 1:08 am^ hey thanks!
12 years ago at 1:28 pm^ Oops. iPhone’s struggling a bit with the reply button. That was directed at me not looking half bad in a picture.
12 years ago at 6:30 pm^ Oh, you!
12 years ago at 10:22 pmSeth MacFarlane is actually the epitome of TFTC. When he created Family Guy, it was hilarious. While he is extremely funny, he realized that Fox and other people will still pay him a shitload of money for doing way less work. He also realized that people will laugh at stupid and vulgar shit. He barely works on Family Guy anymore. He just voices the characters and has a bunch of shitty writers make the episodes. As long as his name is on it, he still makes money. He didn’t even do much for the Cleveland Show. As long as his name gets put on it, the money still goes his way. The show he’s been working on most lately has been American Dad, and it shows because American Dad is way funnier right now than Family Guy or The Cleveland Show. Also, Ted should be hilarious.
12 years ago at 7:27 am^ I skipped to the last sentence, vomited, then called the local Elementary School to tell them there might be a very special boy needing remedial classes (who might be just a little older than the other children.)
12 years ago at 10:37 am