Our fraternity house is not brand new, is not clean, and it doesn't have beautiful white columns in front or landscaped shrubs around the yard. In other words, it doesn't look like a sorority house. TFM.

  1. Frat Stevens

    So, you basically just told us all why we should hate you. You sir, are clearly not in a fraternity. No fraternity man would be this dumb. That is rooted out during the pledge process, and if not, you are balled.

    14 years ago at 1:57 pm
  2. arrogantprick

    Hey, look, someone that doesn’t take this site too seriously. Hats off, 1868.

    14 years ago at 2:11 pm
  3. Ben Elli

    Thats why your a fucking queer. Go play in the sand with your fucking board shorts and flat bills. To the rest of us, you and all your “Bros” are GDIs.

    14 years ago at 2:12 pm
  4. Tom Brokaw

    Yes, because when someone thinks of wealth, sophistication, beautiful women, and nightlife, they definetaly DON’T think of California, they think of the south.

    Fucking please. A rich family from the south could barely afford to live in California or New England. Quit overcompensating because the south is the poorest, fattest, stupidest, ugliest part of the nation.

    14 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. Fratty Fratterson

      Shut up GDI. California = shit. California = a bankrupt state run by a bunch of granola eating, no shower taking, Prius driving liberal trash.

      California = forest fires, mudslides, laziness, smog, illegals, horrible punk and ska music, earthquakes, crime, cargo shorts, tattos, despair, filth, cross-dressing, The LA Dodgers, two NFL teams leaving, and worthlessness.

      Nice broke state you got there. Pretty much everything your state stands for is a travesty. Go get shanked while you’re at the Chargers-Raiders game with a bunch of hooligan GDI’s.

      14 years ago at 3:07 pm
    2. Getgetgeti

      Tom is correct. The only thing the south got right was the food. Mmmmmmm Cajun

      14 years ago at 3:09 pm
    3. fratgrenade

      tom brokaw i feel like i should sue you for plagiarism. THESE REDNECKS ARE SO STUPID. ive been preaching this shit to them forever and they just dont get it cuz they live in their southern bubble. they think that because californias state government is going bankrupt, its a poor state in general. on the contrary, californias median household income is ranked #9 in the country. 7 out of the bottom 10 in this ranking are SEC states.

      14 years ago at 4:54 pm
    4. Southern Comfrat

      I love how you call the South stupid and you spell definitely wrong…Dumb. Ass.

      14 years ago at 4:55 pm
    5. Southern Proper Lady

      It’s okay. Fratgrenade could only handle one year at Ole Miss before he probably went back crying to his hippie California parents. He just doesn’t understand.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    6. Obama only gets handjobs

      Southern states may be in the bottom for median income, but the standard of living is cheaper down here. We don’t have to make as much money. And California, New York and all the other states in the top half are full of billionaires and famous people. Of course your median income is going to be alot higher. A lower median income means we work harder for our money and work harder to get where we are going. Not every fratstar in the south is loaded like a lot say they are. I work damn hard for what I have and and I am proud to be a ‘ugly dumb southern boy’ who doesn’t make millions of dollars. I will keep fratting my ass off and enjoy living in the best place in the world. The fucking south. South=heart of America.

      14 years ago at 7:38 pm
  5. If it isn't SEC it's GDI

    Obviously your house is a piece of shit because your alumni think you’re a bunch GDIs or they’re all poor. Probably both.

    14 years ago at 4:08 pm
  6. 1855

    You guys are all so caught up in your lavish lifestyles and money that you forgot about the real basic ideas of fraternities. It’s about the brotherhood and the standards we live by. Grow some respect and learn how to treat people with it you are all arrogant and obnoxious. I’m not from California or do I have a shitty house. So get rid of your huge egos and quit riding the coat tail of your parents wealth.

    14 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. Burberrybabe

      I wish I could Nice move this….I 100% agree…this is a contradiction to the purpose of greek organizations!

      14 years ago at 6:35 pm
    2. Texas

      No I think I’m fine with our $15 million dollar house, fly fishing trips, and money. 1855=NF.

      14 years ago at 6:44 pm
    3. Benjamin Friatt Runkle

      IHSV brother. 1855 is FAF. The White Cross runs TFM just like it runs the world.

      14 years ago at 6:29 pm
    4. fratastic07

      born and raised in the northern california valley… 45 mins from san fransisco. although it seems like like everyone here is liberal… almost 40% of voters voted for mccain in 08 (me included). ill be the first to say how much it fucking sucks to have liberal ass hippies everywhere who think they could save the fucking world. the dodgers, the raiders and their fans have less class then any other group of people in this country (and i highly advise attending their games if you have any intention of getting stabbed). not everyone drives a prius, and the rest of state makes fun of those who do. yea we have a shit ton of immigrants and we shouldnt have to “press 1 for english”, but instead of taxing more to pay to have them deported.. we make them mow our lawns and do the dirty work.

      however, i would never leave this place because my 1,800 sqft vacation home is still valued higher than the average net-worth in the south, old money, new money.. no one gives a shit cuz we all have it. apparently back east, daddy’s name lands you a corner office and a company credit card but on the west coast, it might get you an interview and a high-5 because no one gives a shit who your dad is or how much money he gave you. must suck constantly having to name drop in order to be recognized by anyone.

      but hey. what do i know. im just another california hippie geed in cargos, living in a shit hole fratcastle right?

      14 years ago at 5:27 am
  7. III

    Remember what state your favorite president was governor of first. Fucking inbred morons from the south.

    14 years ago at 7:52 pm
    1. Some asshole

      fucking liberal, brainwashed, flatbill-wearing, cargo-loving, ed hardy-sporting, bankrupt queers from California.

      14 years ago at 10:53 pm
  8. DSP

    Calfornia…Bankrupt by a republican gov. But then my home alone cost more than the entire state of Alabama. We love the South…we get the best maids from the sororities down there. Those girls know how to clean a toilet, make a sandwich, get a beer and give a BJ.

    14 years ago at 8:36 pm
    1. 1865

      If there was a gun to your head I’ll pull the trigger. Have fun living in a city that is run by thespians. I’ll take my house at Kiawah any day over your new money mansion in L.A. All that money will never buy you class and one day you’re going to have to suck it up and realize that maybe I couldn’t make it socially in LA but at least I’m not blowing some scientology believing, liberal thespian to get there. I can assure you one thing you though. You would never make it in the South. You would be blackballed by every country club and your children would be blackballed from every private school. So go back to your gay hippie state and I’ll stay in mine.

      14 years ago at 8:46 pm
    2. Some asshole

      Bankrupt from a liberal Republican. And you stupid fucks voted in Boxer and Jerry Brown AGAIN. Fucking idiot geeds.

      14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    3. Dixiecrat

      Yeah, because fiscal responsibility is soooo stupid. Republicans buy on credit, Democrats pay cash.

      14 years ago at 11:02 am
    4. Broseph Stalin

      Democrats pay with cash they don’t have, so they try to take it from people who earned it. And democrats are led by the biggest fucking geed/mistake this country has ever made. Fuck you, dixiecrat, you fucking GEED

      14 years ago at 2:27 pm